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I will never forget that Liz nearly lost her mind because she didnt get a Bourbon Burger from Applebees.

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(Fun fact: I have never been to Applebees.)

She says that she sees him as a number and would like to keep voting with him.

Maria also goes so far as to say she trusts Q.

She trusts Q?!

The problem with Q is that he is far too volatile a player for her to trust.

Its like Maria needs to pop crack open the entrance to a cave to win the game.

There is a leaky stick of dynamite that she could use to blow the cave open.

The jury will love it!

I love you with all your limbs.

Q wins and chooses Tiff to go with him so that he can set things right with her.

Then he chooses Maria because shes the only one who is nice to him.

You think youve gone without eating?

I see you eat every day!

Liz shouts through rage tears.

Q, you almost blew up my whole game.

You overshadowed everything I was trying to do, and I said it was cool.

I dont even want to be around yall.

Q, you blew up my whole freakin spot.

I didnt know about the damn split vote last night.

Its a monologue for the ages, and its all over a burger.

(I live in England, which has banned Applebees for crimes against cuisine.)

When Liz returns to camp, Venus tells her, Dont worry.

Thats good for Liz.

Once again, no one wants to sit out, but Liz does because she needs the food.

How can we just give her some damn rice before she bloodies that machete?

This was their solution.

Its not a stupid idea since grip strength isa key indicator of health and vitality.

They just need one more vote.

I love her, and I cant wait for her to be a returning player.

Shes weighing up whether seeing Q get his torch snuffed is more satisfying than possibly winning a million dollars.

I got to choose how it went, so I was the decider.

But this looks great for Marias game, which I think is the best and most consistent so far.