Summer House
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Carl feels like he ruined his one shot at a proposal, because he pissed off Robert and Danielle.
Remember when we all told Amanda not to marry him?
Well, I only did that soIcould marry him.
I dont know what was wrong with the rest of you.
Kyle is trying to get Carl to calm down, telling him it will all work out.
The proposal was still perfect.
Lindsay still said yes.
It was gorgeous and televised, and you got the ring for free.
There will be a wedding, and your friends will be there, and it will work out.
Lindsay comes out, and as soon as she sees Carl distressed, she says, Were leaving.
Were going to Southampton Social, where our real friends are.
Its been poisoned like a fart winding through a Hertz shuttle leaving the airport.
Lindsay and Carl leave the party at Capri and dont come home that night at all.
Thats like when the Grinch took the last can of Who Hash!
I agree with Paige, though.
Both Lindsay and a producer yell at him.
Lindsay says they cant disappear.
(Remember, all fights on the show are about the show.)
Carl seems like he is done with filming.
When he talks to Kyle and is fleeing the cameras, he says, Im sick of this shit.
Is he talking about Lindsay and Danielle, or is he talking about being on the show?
), and he says, Taking a break is what is best for me.
As theyre packed up, Carl says hes ready to move on to a better pasture.
Im over this place.
This leads me to believe that Carl isnt just against the drama.
Hes over being on the show.
Really, weve seen it ever since he got sober but especially this season.
Carl isnt here because he wants to be.
He seems to be here because Lindsay wants him to be.
But I cant tell if Lindsay wants to be onthisshow or if she wants to be onanyshow.
She has given up her PR company to focus on influencing, so she needssomething.
(As soon as Amanda gets pregnant, she and Kyle shouldnt be on the show either.)
I dont think Lindsay is done with reality TV, but shes done with being here.
So, yeah, where does this leave them?
Paige, Ciara, and others are right.
They then sleep four across with Mya, Ciara, Paige, and Craig all in a row.
Im sure Craig gets laid all the time.)
However, the next day, that bed looked like the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
Looking at it onscreen made me want to reach for the scrubbing bubbles.
After Larl left (Lexit?
), it seemed like an oldSummer Houseepisode.
(Tom Wambsgans would never!)
I was having a blast with these people.
Couldnt Danielle have just put the whole cast on the big boat?
It doesnt seem that hard.
They go into Carl and Lindsays room and put on the cowboy hats that were hanging on the wall.
I agree with Danielle in theory.
If I were the house mother, I would have said, Guys, dont break anything.
But they were being fairly respectful with the hats.
They werent breaking anything, and its not like they had to dig through their bags to get them.
I mean, these are all drunken fights.
This is all drunken stupidity but sure.
Strangely enough, Craig is the most perceptive in the situation.
She is the poison.
But its these bad nights that are also good nights.
They were all laughing at dinner.
They were having a blast on the boat.
Would that happen with Larl still in residence?
I dont know, but that is why leaving is never the right move.
That is what bonds them.
Maybe this is why Lindsay and Carl feel disconnected from the house.
And those things only happen if you stay.
Those things only happen if youre there.
