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Hello and welcome to the first annual Giving Us Nothing Awards.
I am your host, Dame Brian Moylan.
We have a lot of trophies to get to this evening, so why dont we get started?
All right, the award for giving us nothing onSummer Houseis … its a tie!
Gabby, come get your award.
Paige, this trophy is for you.
Of course she isnt.
Ciara, this is for you, since you havent even given us a messy room this year.
Thats it, thats all the awards for this ceremony.
Amanda is giving us fertility-journey even though it is the teeniest, tiniest speck of something.
Carl is giving us Lindsay-defense and Danielle-antagonism, which is the most weve seen from Carlito in two seasons.
(Its probably the short-lived horseshoe mustache riling him up.)
Lindsay and Danielle are the only two not even nominated for the Giving Us Nothing Awards.
Lindsay was born under a bad star and her curse is that she is always giving something.
Lindsay will always be interesting, always activated, and always in a fight.
Speaking of the Giving Nothing Awards, I think we need to give one to the suits at Bravo.
And, of course, how did the episode start?
With Lindsay and Danielle making up, saying they love each other, and having a hug.
They gave us, you guessed it, nothing.
This is also when Sam and Kory start making out in the pool.
Its not much, but its something.
Their relationship fascinates me because they both know that theyre bad at them but are still doing it anyway.
It works once again.
My husband lived in a place on the LES that was twice as big and half as much.
What is going on here?
Also, how are they affording that?
Less cute is the framed More Life poster in the hallway.
This is the era we want to memorialize?
Lindsay tells Danielle that she doesnt feel like she is supportive of her and Carl.
Lindsay says she doesnt need Danielles blessing to date someone.
This is a sticky situation.
I agree with Danielle; as a friend, you should probably check in on your besties decisions.
But I also agree with Lindsay that it is her decision, and Danielle should be supportive.
This reminds me of when my brother started dating a friend to whom I introduced him.
Was I happy for them?
Did I want them to break up?
Did it take some time to get used to it?
I think all of this is acceptable.
(Theyre still married and have a kid.
Im a great matchmaker.)
She wont take yes for an answer.
Lindsays problem is she sees Danielle asking questions as criticism when I dont think that it is.
Are they moving fast?
If I was Carls friend, Id ask about the timeline too.
Those are really Danielles only options.
(Oh, Andrea.
He gave us nothing but did it withabs, honey!)
It really is her curse; she cant help but give it all to us every single time.
