Summer House
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Its nice to see theSummer Housecrew back to doing what it does best: playing stupid games and fighting.
Lets start with the fun stuff, shall we?
(This game is illegal in 12 states because life begins when the ovum is released before conception.)
Chris also drags the dudes out of bed on Sunday morning to take them to the gym.
He even managed to get one good dad joke in.
Chris tries to get something started with Sam, but Kory is the one who is closing that deal.
I dont care, but I have to stan for these two.
There is something so comforting in their basicness.
But did they have to take their first time to some Airbnb in Montauk?
Couldnt they just bone on-camera like everyone else on the show?
Yes, we shall, because that is what were here for.
The first discussion between Carl and Danielle is actually quite constructive.
Although Danielle yelling (Danyelling?)
She also tells him that Lindsay has changed a bit and wants things to be different.
He says he wants them to get along and suggests theybothneed to work on it to become friends again.
Carl is calm, levelheaded, and absolutely correct about everything.
I knew this wouldnt end well for anyone.
But she is, though, Lindsay says.
So I have to poke and prod more like its a game to figure it out?
I think, in this moment, she is misinterpreting where the conversation is going.
Lindsay doesnt like that idea and instead tells Carl exactly what she wants.
I want you to say, Youve been a fucking piece of shit to my girlfriend.
But thats not realistic.
This is Lindsays issue to figure out.
And you clearly did not help that.
Yeah, it should be on her itsherrelationship with Danielle.
After that last line, Carl finally gets sarcastic and says hes a horrible, fucked-up person.
Lindsay says, You love a fucking pity party.
Lindsay cant read the room, and she cant even read a Carl.
She cant read anything at this point.
But we have seen this fight with Lindsay many times.
This is the same as when she asked Stravy (ugh)how many sandwiches he made for her.
This is how Lindsay rolls, and it will always be part of her.
While the fight is the same, Carl reacts quite differently.
He doesnt get angry like Everett; he doesnt get dismissive like Stravy.
He remains calm and patient and tries to talk Lindsay down until he cant anymore.
Its impressive to watch.
As for Lindsay and Danielle, they are once again people that seem to be missing each other.
Danielle, Kyle, and Carl chat in the backyard before the big bonfire.
Danielle says she doesnt like how Lindsay has been treating her since she got with Carl.
Lindsay takes that as her having a problem with her relationship.
No, shes fine with her dating Carl as long as Lindsay pays a little more attention to her.
No, thats not what she said.
She said shefeels weirdabout it because things are different.
Kyle explains very well that there were three of them, and now two of them are dating.
The three-legged stool is gone, and Danielle cant figure out where her place is.
Lindsay seems to understand this about as well as Ciara understands the expiration date on a bottle of OJ.
No one, like, make a run at sit on that stool while drinking OJ.
Or do, actually.
Id love to see you fall on your face and ruin a good outfit with orange juice.
(Is it the show?
Is this just a showmance?)
The episode ends in a great way, though.
Lindsay and Carl were making out on their bed and decided to join the rest of the group.
