Summer House
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How can I get my hands on this?
We find out about this, and so much more, at Ciaras one-year-in-New York anniversary party.
Im sure many people at home are like, WTF, how can you even celebrate this?
But this is a true milestone.
If you last a year, like Ciara, then youre hooked.
If not, welcome back to whatever shitty second-tier city youre already from.
Ciara has Rachel fromWinter Housedo the flowers for the party.
Paiges boyfriend, Craig, shows up because he is in town.
(That Jezebel!)
Later in the episode, Andrea shows up at the house again.
These shows are so much more fun when there are just randos in the background that we already know.
Think about Peter and Kristina Kelly (always both names!)
Think about Frank Catania and the rest of the dudes onThe Real Housewives of New Jersey.
The more people we have, the more fun it is.
Remember the last season ofThe Real Housewives of New York Citywith only five people?
We need casts of thousands!
Speaking of which, thank God we got some dudes back up in this piece.
while watching his third Red Sox game of the week.
Kory is back because he is stuck in the vicelike grip of Sams inner thighs.
Paige says, There is no one who doesnt get excited when Andrea walks in the door.
This is the truest thing to ever come out of Paiges mouth.
We also meet Lexi, whom weve heard so much about but never seen.
This is what Im talking about.
They ask how much sex theyre having, how good it is, blah, blah, blah.
You know, spicy questions but nothing unusual for this group of edible-underwear enthusiasts.
This is tactless and stupid, but Andreadidask for it.
I give it up to Paige for scaling up the Green Monster and catching the line drive.
Its an amazing save when she says, Oh, I was just a fling.
Lexi is the real deal or something like that.
(My record is three.)
But another shout-out toSummer Housefor being the most seamlessly integrated of all of the Bravo shows.
I was ready to write Mya off after this season.
She has given us nothing.
Neither has Lexi, but at least she gave us severe editrix haircut.
), shares the news with Sam that he wants to be exclusive (she creamed!
(Im sure we will talk more about this next week.)
Way to earn that paycheck and her invite back to next season in about eight hours.
Paige better pay attention.
Yes, Carl is proposing, and it is not without its complications.
I love Carl, and I think the proposal was sweet, but it wasnt the best plan.
He says there will be a bonfire at the beach, and they must go early to gather wood.
Im sure Lindsay thought the same thing.)
She doesnt even look at the ring!
For a moment, it is beautiful.
For a moment, it is perfect.
