Summer House
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Whenever there is something wrong (or right!)
with a reality show, it comes down to casting, and this year they nailed it.
But I also think Jesse Solomon (always both names!)
isnt getting his due.
Yes, hes handsome and fun, but my first impression was that hes a little douchey.
I mean this as a compliment.
Listen, West, as one media professional to another: You will get laid off, man.
We all have been and we all will again.
Its what happens when you decide to make a dying industry your home.
This has nothing to do with your skills or your value and you should not take it personally.
So, back to this here television program that I love.
Theres no time for Lindsay and Carl to fight because the crew is camping out in the backyard.
Just imagine if Lindsay was in Maine and ran into one of the moose from the sign.
Then everyone sleeps in the tents.
Gabby is the only one who sleeps in the house, and this woman knows what she is doing.
When it starts raining, everyone abandons this game and heads inside.
Oh, Kyle, you in danger, girl.
Of course, I think this is a terrible plan.
Stay in the city, all of you.
Damn, sis.Giggly Squadmust be doing better than we all think.
Paige wont let him pay rent.
It seems like her biggest issue is she doesnt want him to make any decisions for her home.
Weve seen the empty pool in his desolate backyard before.
I wouldnt let that man decorate either.
Kyle thinks this means Craig has doubts about their relationship.
I think the opposite.
(Again, Kyle, its not cheating if its in my head.)
They kiss and make up after the camping night, but things are still fraught.
When they all go to the worlds emptiest SoulCycle class, Ciara gives Carl some excellent advice.
She should become a manicurist, because she hit that nail right on its head.
Its also a bad sign when the boys sit in the hot tub talking about your relationship.
Hello, thats why Im friends with them.
Honestly, theyre doomed just from that.
But thank God we finally found the right combination of guys to makeSummer Housea place that shines once more.
