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There is a reason Bravo will never air theReal Househusbands of Anywhere USA.
That reason is Kyle and Carls conversation in the backyard at the (yawn) Studio Fifty-Forest Party.
The problem with the conversation, however, is that it doesnt address the real problem.
They sit down, and Kyle says he got angry because Lindsay was mad about Amanda.
But the ladies are not the actual problem.
The actual problem is Kyle thinks Carl has changed.
Kyles problem isnt Lindsay, its the change, and Lindsay is just a symptom of that change.
For Carl, his concern is that Kyle and Amanda dont take their relationship seriously.
He thinks Kyle doesnt even like Lindsay, and, well, thats true.
And maybe Carl doesnt like Amanda I dont know.
Just look at Lindsay and Paiges chat at the party.
), and Lindsay has always rebuffed her, but theyre in the strangest place ever.
Lindsay is mad because Amanda said she thinks Lindsay has sway over Carl and theyre moving too fast.
Also I know why Amandawouldntgo to talk to Lindsay.
What happens every time Lindsay talks to anyone?
Thats talking to Lindsay.
Why would Amanda melt her face off with oven fire unless she absolutely had to?
With Danielle and the guys, she didnt need any more friends in the house.
Now, with Carl, thats all she really needs.
Why even bother making up with anyone?
Now Lindsay has to talk to Danielle about her relationship and its timetable.
Itisfast for Lindsay and Carl (a.k.a.
Yes, they were friends for six years, but that is very different than a relationship.
That seems to be everyones biggest problem with Larl.
To prove that theyre serious, Lindsay tells Danielle they want to have babies together.
That may be true.
It doesnt mean that you should be moving in right now or that you have the perfect relationship.
But thats all the unraveling of the friendship we get.
Sam may have some vast insecurity issues, but thisSouthern Charmreject just doesnt feel at home here.
Chris is nice and cute, but hes such a dweeb.
What about all the footage of him flirting?
Oh, Jesus and Nicki Minaj wept.
Telling girls lies about him and Oliver?
Asking girls if their eyes are yellow?
I mean, snatch it together, Chris.
Gabby is a fun new edition, but did you see this girls photo wall at her party?
There was no music, no booze, and hardly any decoration.
They gave Gabby a 65 out of 100.
Oh, no way.
She did not pass.
She is on academic probation for the rest of the summer until she can pull her grade above 35.
The only one who passes the party is my favorite new housemate, Karma Brown.
Can we get Karma every weekend?
I bet she actually picks up after herself too.
The final argument of the episode is about Lindsay and whether she wants to go to Montauk.
Danielle and the Bedsore Sisters all think she really wants to go, but Carl keeps her back.
I can see how Lindsay would be torn.
Now Lindsay has a sober boyfriend, which might not be as appealing.
Thats normal and healthy.
Why is Danielle so pressed to go out in Montauk anyway?
Why cant that be fun?
