Summer House
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That is exactly how I feel watching West and Ciara, a.k.a.
These kids really need to make it.
Paige tells him that it started on Friday, as soon as he wasnt there.
Aw, these two.
Or what about the deal they made to sleep in Wests bed for a change?
I mean, its all so wonderful and adorable, and I cant stop thinking about it.
But, guys, Imworried.
I think there are two big problems.
One is that, because of this set up, everyone is all up in their business.
Lindsay is at the club asking West if he thinks it will go past the summer.
Ciaras manager Derek is like What are your intentions with my girl?
Okay, this is a hard one for me because I see both sides of this equation.
However, Ciara is not just any girl.
But I wonder how far West is getting.
Are they doing hand stuff?
Is she conceding a little bit to keep him around?
I am not an introvert or an extrovert; I am a pervert.
I think she needs to tell West this because I think his emotions are in the right place.
I mean, I would even do that, and Im gayer than Liza Minnellis makeup drawer.
And then Joe the Balloon Guy comes along.
Oh, Jeezy, my neezy.
I actually peeped him at the last party when he was setting up balloons.
Lindsay calls over Gabby, but she doesnt come because shes not looking hot enough.
This perfectly illustrates the different ways Danielle and Gabby roll.
Danielle is just herself; she shows that she can hang out and likes a good time.
Shes going for it hard and letting her presence be known.
Gabby is the kind of girl who would have watchedSex and the Cityand ordered that bookThe Rules.
She needs to be perfect for the man.
She needs them to chase her.
She needs to see their credit score before she goes out on a third date.
But I dont think Gabby wants that.
Well, he does it for a living, but still.
Gabby wants to land a dude.
She does not want to play around.
She does not want a bit of rough in an inflatable UFO in the backyard.
Danielle, on the other hand, would like nothing more.
Gabby is gorgeous, funny, and cant flip over a couch without crashing to the floor.
Danielle is having more trouble in her relationship with Paige.
I respect that, but I also agree with Danielle; shes not giving Craig anything.
Okay, the job part is debatable, but yeah, I totally get that.
Now, can we get Kyle to stay in and bingeMarried at First Sight Australianext weekend with Amanda?
I doubt it, but lets see.
The episode ends with another couple: Carl and Lindsay.
We already know how this ends, but its still not easy to watch.
He approaches her about joining Loverboy as a spokesman for their alcohol-free line.
Carl asks if he is crushing life.
Man, it was hard to hear, but this is just more evidence that they are a mismatch.
Just like West and Ciara and Danielle and Gabby, these two are both looking for very different things.
Neither is right and neither is wrong but, man, they dont need to be together.
Hes getting sucked up; hes weightless in the air, and hes ascending to a higher purpose.
Thats all hes wanted the past few years: something to live for and something to set him apart.
he thinks excitedly, hoping the aliens have solved all of their problems.
