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We need more dudes on this show.
Chris is cute and all, but hes too much of a doofus.
Even their little initiation when all the girls went out felt sad and boring.
I think this speaks a bit to the shows current identity problem.
Then these newbies occupy the gulf between the much younger BSS and the much older OGs.
And then there is the behavior they exhibit.
So is this show still about a group of hard-partying kids in the Hamptons?
(Shout out to theGawker 1.0 fans.)
That means they leave the club around midnight, which means they partied for only an hour.
Who are these kids?
Why are they not bringing dudes home?
But, no, I dont think this is a show about partying young people anymore.
So is it about a group of friends?
Increasingly its about hating on Lindsay Hubbard.
Personally, I love Lindsay.
Thats why she is amazing reality television.
That is not true of Lindsay.
Shell always have her spot secured, and that must burn that Marni for Uniqlo right off their bodies.
Usually, when a reality show is in trouble, its because of poor casting.
Amanda shares some great news at the Tulum dinner.
All of the singles ask the couples what moving in together is like and the challenges of their relationships.
Amanda says that Kyle McGill Cookes dick is absolutely amazing and that she usually finishes before Kyle.
Wait, that whole packageandhes a generous lover?
The next day, they go to another winery.
Are they driving into New Jersey at this point and not telling us?
Yeah, talk dirty to that grape, daddy.
But before that, we see Chris trying to fetch a floaty out of the pool without falling in.
Hes trying to reach it with his foot over and over, and eventually he succeeds.
But when he pulls the floaty out of the pool, he puts it in the hot tub.
Is he going to … float in the hot tub?
I mean, the hot tub is made for sitting in, not lying on.
Also the floaty takes up the whole thing?
I need to see more of this footage.
I need to see how this ends because I think its, um, not well.
The final dinner with the girls seems to take a step closer to Danielle and Lindsays friendship finally unraveling.
Lindsay says that without Carl there is no reason for her to go.
Danielle takes offense to that, as she should.
Being in a relationship doesnt mean it’s crucial that you do everything together.
What I think Lindsay really doesnt need is to go out with Carl.
(And you thought that Carls P was going to go somewhere else, didnt you?)
As the girls say, maybe she does need to let off some steam.
It makes sense that Lindsays priorities would change, but her only priority right now is Carl.
Finally, Lindsay gets upset that theyre talking about that.
I think this is where some of the women in the house get frustrated.
It was the same with Danielle last week.
