Summer House
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You ever think,God, that never happens in real life.
It was like something right out of HBOs Sunday lineup, minus thetwerking teenstweaked out on drugs.
We saw the tape.
If that wasnt a full seven minutes in heaven, I dont know what it is.
After this phone call, Paige starts crying in her closet.
He is not worth your time.
We also learn that Craig was the one who asked that they not be exclusive.
Its execution time for Craigy.
They are deep in engaging in emotional labor.
This is why Im so happy to be a dude.
What is even the point?
Kyles only mistake was telling Danielle rather than grunting it to the boys over some drunken Burger King.
(When a couple of guys …
I will stop there.)
The biggest dunce in this situation, though, is Kyle.
Go order your second round of Burger King and shelter in place with the boys.
Hey ladies, whats going on?
When they leave, my poor, lovely Kyle gets teary trying to talk to Amanda about what happened.
I love you, and I want to marry you and be happily ever after, he says.
Amanda tells him that everyone wants them to be happy, so some adjustments will have to be made.
Here is the trouble.
What Amanda means is that for them to be happy, then Kyle will have to change.
I need to see how our crew is doing mid-week.
I need to see them pretend to have jobs and normal lives.
We see Carl go on a date with the human embodiment of vocal fry.
I already hate this girl, and I cant wait for Carl to dump her for Lindsay.
Everett looks good, though, and is engaged to someone else.
Now can we get a where are they now on the Wirkus-es and their little dog too?
(Yes, Im talking about Stephen.)
He says that he and Amanda had a chat about it and went over it in couples therapy.
This is when he finally gives the speech.
Its his birthday, so he gives a, Okay, everyone.
Heres to another year of sending it.
Even Amanda tells him that this is not a birthday speech, and shes right.
Kyle, read the room.
And if you cant, just go hide in a grease-stained Burger King bag.
Youll be a lot happier there.
