Summer House
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Carl was already on the cusp after last season.
There are no more silly fights and cute hookups in the pantry.
Its just him looking like he just spent the better part of the day in his bedroom brooding.
Carls heart just isnt in it anymore.
Dont go, Carl.
This is not the life for you.
Carls real problem isnt that hes boring; its that he doesnt want to engage.
What does Carl do?
He goes upstairs and separates himself from the situation.
Was this the right decision on a reality-television level?
He should have gotten right up in Kyles face if he wanted to earn his paycheck.
This is the first real-world thing to ever happen with this crew.
What they did is, objectively, the right thing.
But Bravo was not made on the right thing.
But this isnt real life.
This is a reality show, and theyre shirking their duties a bit here.
Lindsay isnt any better and seems equally checked out.
When Gabby tells her that shes exhausted after three weeks, Lindsay laughs, How about seven years!
Lindsay is at a weird place with the show.
She closed her PR company and is now a professional influencerreality star.
Sheneedsto be there to make money, but why should she be?
She used to be down with Kyle, but since her relationship with Carl, theyre at loggerheads too.
(Wait, isnt loggerhead when you blow a lumberjack?)
We all know that her relationship with Danielle is about to sour.
Why would Lindsay even want to stay here if for anything other than the paycheck and the exposure?
I dont want anyone to think that I dont love Lindsay and Carl, a.k.a.
Weve seen Lindsay be with lots of guys and in many horrible relationships.
They are great, and they seem great for each other.
Danielle even spots it when they do go out to Southampton Social.
I want that for them, but thats not the assignment.
Mya asks what the food situation is going to be like.
You dont have to tell me twice.
I know one thing is for sure: Bears are always going to have food at any shindig.
We get a lot of Gabby in this episode, and it is a little bit weird.
A fifth-grade spelling test?
We also learn that Gabby is a Taurus, just like me.
First of all, my husband is also a bull, and we have a wonderful relationship.
When she tells the group this, Danielle asks why her door is so closed.
Gabby says it isnt, but shes dissing guys left and right for no reason.
Look what she did to Chriss friend, the hot Cancer?
Thats where Gabby is.
The conversation cant stay on Gabby, though.
Ciara thinks that the relationship is going too fast, and Danielle agrees.
They should be moving much more gingerly than they have so far in both respects.
Wow, there is still a lot of season left and were already kicking people out.
What will happen by Labor Day?
