Summer House
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The weekend before, there were two big mysteries.
The second is why an enormous geyser erupted from the ground in front of the house.
Was this a sprinkler malfunction?
Did someone dig a hole and find Old Faithful living in Long Island?
And what about parking?
Why is everyone complaining about the parking?
Theyre just going to stay in that house all weekend.
Theyre drinking for the rest of the weekend, so its Uber city.
She also doesnt have thumbs.
(Shes also made up.)
Im talking about this because not much happened in this episode and I get paid by the word.
(And here you thought all those Tom/Tom slash fictions inVanderpump Rulesrecaps were just for kicks.
They are for coins!)
I have a hard time deciding whose side to be on.
Im happy for them, but they continue to separate themselves from the group.
I mean, what if your best friend marries an asshole?
What if your best friend is happy, but the person shes with is faking cancer?
I wouldnt want what Lindsay seems to want, which is blind obedience.
But also Carl is a great guy, so why is Danielle so concerned?
Strangely enough, we get a great illustration of that in the conversation between Gabby and Ciara.
Gabby tells Ciara that she doesnt feel like they have given each other a chance to be friends.
Ciara and Danielle say they kept missing each other because they wanted to miss each other.
Danielle says the reason behind this is there were sides.
When you get sides, you get trench warfare.
The Bed Sore Sisters are actively trying to recruit Danielle to their side to discredit Lindsay.
Amanda tells Kyle she thinks Danielle is living in Lindsays shadow.
These girls hate Lindsay and I think Lindsay hates them.
Like Danielle and Ciara, I think they always missed each other because there were sides.
The other newbies in the house dont have the same allegiances.
They make him go into all the girls rooms and take something they would miss.
Alex mistakenly thinks is Amandas.
But what is really creepy is that he takes a pair of Ciaras panties.
Not cool, bro.
I know where they are.
He totally has them in his pocket and just delicately fingers them throughout the day to maintain a chub.
Give the panties back!
Yes, Craig and Kory, fromSouthern CharmandWinter House, respectively, arrive for Kyles big bash.
Thats what he did inWinter House!
And we saw it in the trailer sorry for not giving a spoiler alert.
Maybe well get an answer next weekend when all of those boxes transform into Kyles birthday party.
Gosh, I hope more happens then.
