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Expecting a blowup from Lindsay, she hits him with annoyance.
She already cleared the air with his mother at her bridal shower can they move on?
Carl, for some reason, becomes annoyed with Lindsay, which is confusing to me.
Then its time for their group activity: a tarot-card reading Gabby has lined up.
Everyone is impressed by this tarot-card readers accuracy.
Carl and Kyle enjoy a cigar by the pool alone as the night winds down.
Carl is shattered by the conversation with his parents because he knows it is true.
He doesnt explicitly say that, of course.
Okay, so a guy who is into normal drinks?
As someone who does not drink, I do not understand the obsession with nonalcoholic drinks becoming a space.
This just doesnt seem like a viable business model.
Now, to Ciara and West.
She wants a real boyfriend, but he does not seem so equipped for that.
And while joking around with Jesse and the girlies by the pool, she jokingly calls West her boyfriend.
Poor Ciara has spent the entire summer protecting herself from potential heartbreak only to doTHAT?
In the kitchen, Lindsay and Carl have one of their most frustrating arguments yet.
Lindsay asks how his conversation with the guy who is cornering the nonalcoholic-drink sector went.
Okay, first of all what is a nonalcoholic Loverboy exactly?
A sparkling tea or water?
What a deeply stupid idea, especially considering how working at Loverboy nearly cost him his friendship with Kyle.
First, it was a sober sports bar (stupid), but now its working for Loverboy again?
A woman can only take so much.
The argument slowly heats up as Lindsays nipple is blurred under her knit-bikini cover-up.
Once again, Lindsay is correct and is rewarded with Carl getting quietly upset.
Again, these are just reactions you should be used to from someone you have known for many years.
And while I think Carl is annoying here, I dont think his needs are exactlywrong.
Lindsay asks what she can do to support him, and Carl says he wants her support and positivity.
Predictably, the entire conversation escalates into a full-blown fight but Lindsay has a point.
If I were marrying Carl, Id also be concerned.
You HATED working there; it almost ruined your life.
And now you just want to go back?
Shes asking her fiance questions, and he cannot handle them.
Lindsay then runs off crying.
Carl and Lindsay join their respective gendered group and debrief on their argument.
Of course, the women side with Lindsays version of events, and the guys side with Carls.
Once again, this show proves that men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
I am so tired of seeing Kyles ass.
But most important, we can rest easy about Wests intentions with Ciara.
But is he actively pursuing other women while he pursues Ciara?
And if you thought this episode was going to be just a Carl-and-Lindsay-fighting episode, you were sorely mistaken.
Its a good question to ask yourself in a marriage, especially before having children.
Like many women with larger-than-life partners, she feels as if she is defined by Kyle.
Being the baby he is, he predictably does not take this well.
She goes on to explain she left her job and her dreams and goals to help him achieve his.
Well, guess what?
I didnt achieve them.
I still need a little more help.
Dude, come ON!
His confessional then reveals that Loverboy has been losing quite a lot of money and is not yet profitable.
Im sorry, but hold up this is the company Carls fighting to work with again?
And hes getting mad at Lindsay for questioning it?
Kyle, it is not Amandas problem that Loverboy is not making money; you cannot trap her!
Once again, the men on this show do not deserve these women.
The conversation does not go anywhere, and the boat night ends.
West comforts him off-camera, and you know what?
These guys are actually really lovely!
The sweetness doesnt last long.
No way thats happening tonight, buddy!
Amanda is not having it, telling him tonights not the night.
She relents and listens as Kyle goes, Im sorry for being concerned …
But before he can finish his sentence, Amanda finishes it for him, saying, For yourself?
Kyle walks away quietly, saying, Fuck you.
People love to believe Kyle is a changed man since getting married, but hes not.
Danielle and Carl make a run at calm him down to no avail.
Who exactly is babysitting whom, Kyle?
