Summer House
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Im not feeling it with the new girl Sam.
Sam seems a little too bubbly and ready for the party.
She says to Kyle, You really remind me of my dad.
There are a bunch of fights, really.
There is Mya versus Lindsay.
There is Carl versus Kyle.
And there is new girl Gabby with Cancer men.
Lets start with the last on that list, shall we?
The problem is when Gabby asks when his birthday is, and he says July 14. she yells like she just got a huge outpouring of bile right into the back of her throat.
Cancer men are historically dishonest, she says like shesJ.Lo kicking all the Virgos out of an audition.
Theyre not good people.
Cancer men are sociopaths.
As someone who also flirts by teasing someone, I see Gabby in this moment.
But shes not doing, Oh, cancers are bad, but you may be a good one.
Shes not leaving any room for flirting here.
I already know that Im right.
It was nice talking to you, though.
So Gabby shot down this superhot guy and wont even entertain talking to him because hes a Cancer?
I mean, this is crazy.
Cant you give this guy one date?
The hold that Chani Nicholas must have on this girl!
Since were already at the beach, lets talk about Mya and Lindsays discussion.
Does everyone have to ask permission from a friends partner before hanging out with that friend?
First of all, Mya might not have known that.
Second of all, maybe explain that to her nicely and calmly.
And third of all, they should both be most concerned about Carls sobriety.
Lindsay seems to be saying that Mya needed to consider Carls sobrietyandLindsays feelings.
I think Lindsay has this a little messed up.
I thought she was concerned for Carl.
No, she was pissed for herself.
That seems, how can I put this, somehow askew with reality.
Now were onto the big fight between Carl and Kyle.
Lets get into it.
Basically, he thinks that hes working harder than ever before and that he should be compensated for it.
He says they lost an important distributor in California (not the Coachella Valley!)
because Carl didnt keep up the relationship.
Why I agree with Carl: We all know that Loverboy is a brand that is built on fame.
Also, hes clean and sober now and probably working harder and better than ever.
Why I agree with Kyle: He is my imaginary husband, so it is my duty.
Beyond that, Kyle has given Carl opportunity and purpose when he was looking for it.
Without Kyle hooking him up with a job, his rock bottom could have been much worse.
Kyle also thinks this has to do with Lindsay being in his ear.
Lindsay is now a full-time reality star and has closed down Hub House PR.
Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeee.
And its a start-up.
Carl might have gotten shares or an ownership stake in Loverboy that will someday make him a small fortune.
Maybe Carl and Lindsay arent taking that into account when considering his compensation.
That shit has to have some kind of statute of limitations.
And Lindsay may be influencing him, but Kyle shouldnt be the one to litigate that.
The verdict:Never work with your friends.
And never tell Kyle Cooke he reminds you of your father.
