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With all that considered, onlyoneof the women (it was Lindsay) said assless chaps.
Im sorry, but that is wrong and redundant.
All chaps have no ass; thats how theyre designed.
(Thats Madonnas birthday.)
This is antiquated, stupid, and misogynistic.
Like your girlfriend needs her fathers permission to do anything?
There is no dowry, no ancestral lands, and no joining of kingdoms.
Aside from those two blunders, the party was amazing.
Why havent we invited all the alums?
Call up that weirdo Jordan and ask if hes out of the closet yet.
Heck, even call Stephen, the gay who is probably still in love with Carl.
The party planning itself is next level.
There are bales of hay.
After that dud of a Study Fifty-Forrest party Gabby threw, she should be quaking in her spurs.
And what about the drama?
She didnt know he was attending and gets a little freaked out.
Danielle rushes to her side to let her know he is there so she can escape to her room.
Jason says he understands, and it stops there.
Ciara is smart enough to get out of whatever is happening with Kory and Sam.
Our favorite Barbie and Ken go for a liquor run together and are totally vibing with each other.
So, she bows out of the Kory race.
I mean, this girl has him pegged.
Well, Im not sure if hes into pegging, but Sam has him covered if he is.
Talking about their relationships?
With their tops off?!?
Carl says that they have a lot of history together, so it makes more sense.
This leads to Craig pulling Paige for a chat.
I just said, pull for a chat because I watchLove Island.
Know who else does?
At the thought of moving south, Paige bursts into tears and almost dies.
Paige, do not move down there.
Do not do it.
I can be in the city in 20 minutes door to door!).
The biggest drama, of course, is between Danielle and Lindsay at the end of the party.
They finally decide to chat, and it seems theyre not on the same page.
I think this is a case of them both being wrong.
However, Lindsay sees this as an issue with how Danielle feels about her and Carl.
It seems like Danielle has more of an issue with the changing shape of their relationship.
I think that is exactly right.
Right now, theyre in conflict and headed away from each other and where they both want to be.
But what Danielle hints at near the end of her argument is that Lindsay doesnt care enough about her.
She asks why Lindsay never asks about how shes doing.
Our relationship has always been about me being there for you, Danielle says.
This is deeper than the Carl stuff.
This is about Danielle feeling like Lindsay uses her friendship when she needs it and dipping when she doesnt.
But this is also about Danielle allowing a dynamic to happen for years and doing nothing to correct it.
I think that Danielle suddenly realizes that she wants more, and Lindsay cannot deliver it.
At least Amazon could deliver some chaps with the ass already gone.
