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The major character death that happens in Connors Wedding isnt the most shocking or significant in TV history.
Nobody died in incredibly dramatic fashion by having their head chopped off or driving their car off a cliff.
It didnt even shake up the playing field so radically that you could credibly say everything has changed.
So heres whos up (Willa!
), down (Logan!
), and holding steady (Kendall!)
in this weeks rankings with a familiar face leaping back onto the list in the very top spot.
1.Death, undefeated
1.
Death reallyisthe ultimate victor, huh?
There are the early moments when the death seems impossible.
There are the moments when it seems to settle over the characters shoulders like a suffocating cloak.
In conclusion: Death is back on top where it belongs!
Just know: Theyre all going to die someday.
Have a great power rankings, everybody!
2.Willa, resigned
2.
Do I think Willa got her dream wedding?
Do I think she truly loves Connor?
Do I think she lucked out getting into the Roy family just as Logan was getting out?
3.Connor, clear-eyed
3.
Even Connor realizes that Willa doesnt love him so much as she sees him as an enormous security blanket.
She almost didnt the very night before!
And because he does end up marrying Willa, he has a full heart, too.
This marriage is a terrible idea!)
He just keeps winning!
4.Gerri, unscathed (for now)
4.
(Then, memorably, he sent a dick pic to his own father.
Great eulogy fodder, Romulus!)
But she lives to fight another day, and in this episode, thats enough.
5.Kendall, level-headed
5.
Sure, hes initially shocked when he learns that Logan died, and hes gutted for a few moments.
After that, he turns into simultaneously the bestandworst versions of himself.
Pro: He seems like the only Roy who has an eye on what to do next.
6.That random journalist Greg (probably) tipped off
6.
The episode should have brought this woman backjustto have her say, What a scoop!
“Connor’s Wedding”
An American Titan
7.Roman, gutted
7.
I wrote last weekthat Roman is the one Roy who seems at all concerned with the familyasa family.
He misses his dad!
Roman: crossing the bar of low expectations for three weeks running!
8.Shiv, blinkered
8.
I no longer know what to do with my beloved Siobhan Roy!
Shes all over the place!
And on the phone, she weeps and calls him Daddy.
She seems like she might really be destroyed by this.
Some part of Shiv cannot stop playing the game.
Once she harnesses her innate awfulness, shell be formidable.
For now, though, shes all over the place.
But at least she seemingly reconciles with Tom for at least an hour or two!
9.The guests of the Roy-Ferreyra wedding
9.
Sounds like a pretty great party to me!
I guess some people just dont appreciate a trainwreck.
10.Tom, undefended
10.
So far, season four has seen Tom riding high, secure in his position as Logans right-hand man.
Not all that much!
Toms position isntentirelydependent on his attachment to Logan.
Which is more than the Siblings Roy can say!
Toms position issodependent on his attachment to Logan.
When he starts crying in this episode, some part of him is sad, sure.
But even more of him is petrified.
And who can he still turn to?
Who can healwaysturn to?
11.Greg, Gregged
11.
Do weknowthat Greg spilled the beans on Logans death to the press?
If that ever comes to light, it wont reflect well on our favorite sentient redwood.
Tom says that Greg just got lucky, because a powerful man who hated him just died.
And maybe thats true.
Just in time for the familys power dynamics to change completely!
12.Colin, emptied
12.
Anyway, do you think one of the other Roys will bring Colin on as bodyman?
13.Logan, dead
13.
The dudes fucking dead!
I dont know what to tell you!
Pretty hard to win the power rankings when youre dead!
14.Kerry, alive but somehow losing to a dead guy
14.
No wonder she leaves the side of Logans corpse laughing nervously and talking about how wild the experience was.
Kerry, we were all rooting for you.
Okay, I was rooting for you.
But I now admit: That was wrong.
15.The cake, inadequate
15.
The cake at Connor and Willas wedding is maybe fine for display, but itstotally inadequatefor serving!
Get it out of here!
Okay, the No.
Connor hates the cake because its what he calls a loony cake.
When Logan had Connors mother sent to a mental institution, he placated his eldest son with cake.
And then Connor only ate cake for, like, a week.
And so a joke turns incredibly, desperately sad.
Logan wasawfulto his children.
But what happens when the prior generation had nothing of real value to give?
Were going to find out.
