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So lets see where everybody stands after the events of Tailgate Party.
1.Willa
1.
Is Willa going to save the U.S. from fascism?
Thank you for your service, Willa!
She has graduated with honors from the Marcia Roy School of Husband Management and Manipulation.
Willa has put in the time.
She has done the work.
), and it seemed like perhaps nothing could go right for her.
But look at her now!
2.Gerri
2.
I could have gotten you there, she tells Roman, with aperfectlaugh.
3.Connor
3.
Connor could thwart a Mencken election or not.
Connor could go to South Korea or maybe he wantsNorthKorea.
(I dont think I want to go anywhere that doesnt have nukes.
Okay, girlboss!)
Point for Connor.)
4.Ebba
4.
But I trust she has a plan to mint some blood money,if you know what I mean.
5.Kendall
5.
I used to think that all the Roy children were, as their father proclaimed, not serious people.
But Kendalls moves of late have impressed me.
How valiant, Nate!
But the universe hands Kendall a boon in the form of Matssons wildly inflated India subscription numbers.
and maybe the correct amount of so crazy itwillwork.
Manic Kendall with the gleam in his eye isback, baby!
Hide your waiters, hide your wives.
6.Matsson
6.
But what do I know?
Im docking points for that bomber jacket.
Money cant buy good taste.
7.Roman
7.
Impulsively firing Gerri was probably one of the dumbest things he has ever done, and he knows it.
She seemed ready to spill.
8.Shiv
8.
Too susceptible to flattery to realize when shes on the wrong side of a deal.
9.New money
9.
Gotta hold those bills to the light!
10.Nate
10.
11.Tom
11.
But his descent starts early with an ill-advised gift (a scorpion paperweight?Tom!)
that lands about as well as youd expect.
Nobody wants to hear that.
He is clearly unsettled by the reappearance of Nate and destroyed by his wifes mockery of his impending termination.
Its a real comedown from Sorry I broke your dick last night to Mr. You know its a bad couple fight when everybody starts digging into the resentment archives.
When Tom yells, You were going to send me off to prison!
it hits like Well, Im sorry the man you love died and yourestuckwithme!
Father Sexmas has not forgotten he was oncethe Christmas tree.
12.Fake numbers
12.
13.Greg
13.
I am not counting him out completely.
Being team KenRo could work out for this climber yet.
But for now, this disgusting brother is sitting near the bottom of the pile.
14.Sophie
14.
Cats in the cradle, turn turn turn, etc.
15.That German wine
15.
Its a fizzy red.
Its supposed to bubble.
It separates the real connoisseurs from the weekend-drinking Malbec morons.
Maybe if we hide it behind the bar to create a kind of scarcity, thatll help?
