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And then most of my Saturday nights for the last 15 years have attempted to recreate that pattern.
The fried food is the same, though.
What unscripted or reality series do you think youd excel at?
What archetype do you think youd be?90 Day Fiance, without question.
Id be an excellent villain and a ton of think pieces would be written about me.
Its humorous anecdotes where my little penis couldnt get hard.
The American Dream can look like anything.
Writing stand-up sucks, and every moment Im doing it Id rather scrape my nuts across broken glass.
I have no system, and it never gets easier.
I really like the refining process.
But actively coming up with a brand-new 30-ish minutes to build off of is brutal.
(Can you tell I just recorded a special and need a new hour?)
Tell us everything about your worst show ever.
(This can involve venue, audience, other comedians on the lineup, anything!
There was no stage and no spotlight, but there was a wireless microphone.
Most of the comics opted to walk around the huge circular bar.
Whats yours and why?Put em on the glass!
Im a big flute guy when it comes to beat samples.
Theres no practicing stand-up alone; you just have to be onstage as much as possible.
Thats all there is to it.
Worst advice: Dont curse.
