Starstruck

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Its all been heading toward this, right?

Or, at least, romcomology.

In short, theyre unwell.

What is someone like Tom doing with someone like her?

Add in the doubts planted by his agent, and Tom is just a ball of anxiety.

Is he handling it well?

Does it help that Jessie isnt exactly straightforward with her feelings either?

Like I said, everyone is unwell.

And thats where we are when a very fancy invitation its clear!

to a private screening ofSiege on Olympusstarring Tom Kapoor arrives in Jessie and Kates mailbox.

Jessie says shell think about it which, of course, means shes totally going.

you’re free to feel the tension.

Jessie can barely make eye contact at first; Tom cant stop looking at her.

It screams, Were fucking.

Jessie knows it, Kate knows it, we know it.

Its not like Tom isnt in the throes of a spiral, too.

He needs some air to contemplate how his career has become a joke, among other things.

Things get real messy here.

It starts off with so much potential!

This is so good, guys!!

Again, their banter is pitch-perfect.

Before long, they are making out.

Very hot, no notes.

she tells herself in the mirror.

It is not to be.

This whole situation is excruciating.

It is beyond demeaning and heartbreaking and infuriating.

This fight is brutal.

Jessie tells him that this whole thing between them is a joke because they look ridiculous together.

She assures him that he doesnt actually like her and hes just trying to make himself more interesting.

She says he and Sophie are made for each other because theyre both attractive, horrible people.

She calls his movie a piece of shit.

He calls her pathetic.

She calls him an actor (trust me, it cuts to his core).

Its not until the doors close that she lets herself break down in tears.

Like, we wanted them to talk honestly about their feelings but not this way!

Dear lord, not this way!!

Love Notes

Should this section just be called What Kate Did This Week?

Because she remains the consummate rom-com sidekick.

Its pulled off expertly.

The whole group is a hoot.

Is Im attending a police auction the best excuse for not being able to go to an event?

Allthese flowers are dead!

That was character building for them to get lost.