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girl tried unsuccessfully to woo.

Itssogood to be back!

But what does love even look like to Juhlily, you may ask?

So instead, well focus on Mikelhurlinghimself off the boat at an attractive male passerby (swimmerby?)

to invite him to the house that night.

Back in Charleston, Leva is fretting about Martini Monday.

They all got these days cleared by her and production!

), Republic may not attract a crowd.

Is she paying them 24/7?

Are they on a monthly contract?

Do they get paid per post?

If so, hell yeah, call them up on the pontoon and boss them around!

But are theyactuallygetting paid minimum wage plus tips plus a reality shows likely very slim first-season paycheck?

Then leave them alone, hey.

Im all for posting ass on main!

However, theres a second takeaway: Log off and leave your employees alone, Leva!

Its absolutely my business, Leva says.

Juhlilly posting coochie (her words!)

Pick a lane, promptly log off, and let your employees enjoy their vacation.

Im officially Team TJ after tonight.

You date multiple guys!

Mia walks away instead of flipping the table, as I wouldve done had I been in her shoes.

Self-awareness and accountability, thy name is as far from Juhlilly as they come.

Every single fucking one of you bullies me!

This, my friends, is what happens when nobody has ever held you accountable for your mistakes.

Thats a story line Id like to see!

Later, Mikel pulls Dom aside to apologize for his friends behavior, and Dom comes out as straight.

Dom seems great, and I loved the conversations his presence sparked, so kudos to you, Dom!

Listen to me clearly: I love a reality-show scolding.

But much of Vanderpumps disciplining was for workplace behavior, which, yes, thats how work … works.

So how was the trip?

… Im gonna fire people, Leva begins before we cut to the dreaded To Be Continued.

Juhlilly, delivering her version of the Sermon on the Mount.

Very good, very good!

I like Emmy more and more with each passing week.

Watching her drunkenly gnaw corn off the cob was, somehow, even better!

Dom: Im from D.C., but Ive been here for like, three or so years.

Joe Bradley: Fuck yeah, dude.

Lucia and Bradley (notJoe Bradley) are fading into the background.