Southern Hospitality
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Ah, finales, the leftovers you bring home but forget in the fridge of reality television.
I promise Ive got some thoughts!
lets get to our finale!
If youre on the receiving end of that from me, its not personal.
On the other hand, Mia and Joe Bradley (notBradley) have this adorable chemistry together that Ilove.
We got so many self-absorbed monologues by Juhlilly about, I dont know, butt masks and grape-flavored vapes.
Lucia is the real deal, folks lets not hide her under a rock!
Do they get anything to do?
Am I beyond thrilled to see them?
You bet your ass I am.
Its yacht party day!
Mercifully, the editors bury one more Juhlilly wavy, baby!
Between slurred words, its actually a really emotional conversation between two ships in totally different orbits.
Word gets around to everyone about what Joe Bradley said!
and tells him if he crosses this boundary again, theyre going to have an actual problem.
Id argue the actual problem is all the times Trevor cheated on Maddi, but thats just me!
Imgayand even I know not to tell a woman that.
And I was just starting to fall in love with Joe Bradley as a TV character!
Mia tells the other women that Joe Bradleys essentially been love-bombing her all season.
Maddi tells her he confessed his love to her on the boat.
Mia tellsherhe made out with her in her car after the boat confession and ensuing tears.
Hiss!Joe Bradley must die!
Or maybe not that, but Joe Bradley must pay!
Mia and Maddi stomp out of the bathroom to give Joe Bradley the absolute fuckingbusiness.
Bravo, Bravo!!!
I dont think it necessarily is something that is acknowledged as being different.
And heres the thing:Southern Hospitalityhas earned its sophomore season.
Ive said Bradley (fine, we mentioned him once more) is too boring for the show.
That the editors need to give us more Lucia if they want us to care about her.
That Levas blurring some work-life boundaries with these kids.
That Joe Bradley has a nice butt (still true).
That Mikel is a star (doubly true still).
Leva Leftovers
I dont give a fuck if theres rain.
Im not there to get tan.
Im there to eat lobster.
Our second unblurred butt of the season, and this time, its TJs!
Good for Bravo and good for these hot youths for stripping down for the deserving fans.
Bitch, they got crab legs!
Mikel, ourotherMVP of the season.
We dont deserve this man.
The star power he has shines brighter than so many of our favorite Bravolebs.
I hope they give him a raise.
The revelation in this episodes final minutes that Mia our Mia!
was the woman who messaged Taylor to tell her Shep had tried to kiss her at Republic.
Imagine the sound of one million chefs kissing their fingers.
