Southern Charm
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I must have fallen asleep somehow.
Let me wipe the drool off of my cheek.
Oh, thats better.
Im not sure how that happened.
Wow, I guess I missed about half of it.
How am I going to write a recap?
Should I go back and finish the episode?
No, that seems like a waste of time.
From what I saw its not like I was missing much.
Then he has a meeting with his hot business partner, Jerry.
They sit around and talk about, well, how civil Taylor should be in the future.
How she shouldnt blow up like she did at Madisons party.
She shouldnt yell at her ex-Shep, her ex-friend Craig, or anyone.
They also tell her that looking good is the best revenge.
We got to see JTs apartment, which also doubles as a set for the ongoing documentary seriesFraternity X.
(Warning to straights: Do not Google this.)
), we can say that JT is the cause of the ongoing housing crisis.
Good to be able to put a face to it.
Shep says, Ew, dont paint my nails.
I have to go pheasant hunting tomorrow, and I dont want to look like an F-slur.
Also, Craig, did you know they let women have jobs now?
What is wrong with the world?
I cant allow women to have something that I have never had in my entire life.
Speaking of Taylor, we also learn the three requirements she has for any man she dates.
He must be funny, be smart, and love Jesus.
Shep tells her that hes having some questions about Austens trustworthiness.
Have you met Austen?
This man will steal your girl faster than his enormous tongue moves saliva around his mouth.
Of course you shouldnt trust him.
Olivia decides she wants to talk to Taylor about this and goes to meet her in a coffee shop.
When Olivia arrives both she and the audience see that Taylor is very into sustainable fashion.
Olivia asks Taylor what is happening with her and Austen, and Taylor says that nothing happened between them.
He was a little too busy for Taylor, so she had to call Austen.
