Southern Charm
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But Shep shouldnt fear getting divorced; hed be so great at it.
If so, shes surely aware of this because he talks about it on television all the time.
Harry Potter had broken glasses like, fix em, bro; youre a wizard, he says.
Oculus Reparo, you absolute fool!
Lets remember that as we watch on.
you might come over to my house.
Then a choir rushed into the restaurant singing Joyful, Joyful fromSister Act 2.
Im obsessed with Marcie.
Her presence on this show brings me such joy because she is simply just some lady.
Marcie will FaceTime into the reunion from a Target that has a Starbucks inside it.
Marcie offers you a beer, wine, or Sprite when you enter her home.
Marcie will sneak a cig outside the local Tricky Tray the second she pops that baby out.
To the surprise of nobody, Patricia didnt hold back.
And to make Austen who has refused to look Madison in the eye since she got engaged squirm.
Imagine if someone butted in and told Kevin Arnold to give Winnie Cooper his Jets jacket.
All the magic, gone let Craig be chivalrous on his own.
And why is nobody worried Craig will be cold now?
But the absolute worst, most unforgivable part about this is Naomie messed up Craigs outfit.
And being the fashionista we know Craig to be, that was surely the deepest cut.
What could you possibly dog on me for?
These dog puns are too good to be true.
Is somebody feeding them these lines, or has the ceremony just altered their brain chemistry?
Ultimately, its a too many cooks moment, and nothing goes anywhere.
The thing is, Zach is not even dressed like a lumberjack.
Hes not wearing plaid at all but rather a nice sweater and jacket.
Thats how dumb Austen is, and he had all day to come up with this burn.
This is abhorrent, and Zach deserves better.
Thus far, the answer to that question is you get a bad television show.
