Southern Charm
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Um,same sister.
Buckle up, boys and girls, because were again on the same merry-go-round.
Whitney has a job?
I thought this was his job?
Why does he need to see to this during the day?
By the pool, Madison apologizes to Olivia for coming after her at a recent dinner party.
Excuse me, why are you ruining good, expensive Champagne?
Is there a cooler for this?
Is there a fridge on the sprinter that we dont know about?
When she drinks it later in the day, I could feel the gag rising up in my throat.
The groups divide into two groups.
Craig takes Madison, Taylor, and Austen to some blowhole.
He is incredibly disappointed when he arrives to find out that there is neither blow nor hole.
Actually, where they go is pretty cool.
The only gross thing about it is that Taylor eats a fish eye.
Um, just because this is a reality show does not mean it isSurvivororFear Factor.
You dont necessarily have to eat gross things.
It does, however, call their already iffy timeline into question because it says they hooked up recently.
Both Taylor and Olivia mostly seem mad that they have to dissect this whole thing again.
While Taylor is sad, Olivia is angry and I think getting angrier.
The person who has great advice about the situation is Craig Conover.
Who is this smart, sensitive, and righteous man, and what has he done with our Craig?
That is so right.
Where is Craig getting this?
Everyone then meets up at a restaurant, but Olivia takes a FaceTime from Leva.
Leva also tells Olivia to get close to JT, that he picked up Taylor for Austens multiple times.
Its just more lies and more obfuscation.
No, its a different kind of cover-up.
Like Watergate, I guess, but I thought a water gate was another name for a dam.
What do I know?
But she already looks like an idiot.
Thats what happens when you mess with Austen Kroll, the King of Giant Tongues.
This is what drives me crazy about JT.
Austen doesnt even know how to spell Venitas name; he doesnt need to apologize to her.
Austen apologizes to Olivia, but its emptier than a Bobby Brown performance.
This is the same old Austen up to his old tricks.
Thats when Craig tells him to shut up because theyre trying to fix these relationships.
Fix them or end them.
As long as we dont have to fight about them anymore!
Oh, thank all of the reality gods.
