Southern Charm
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I am starting to get wwwwooooorrrrrriiiiiieeeeeeedddddd about the rest of the season, yall.
We are seven episodes in and all were talking about is Austen and Taylors kiss.Still!
Even after Olivias brother died and were still fixated on the kiss.
Im not saying its not worthy to focus on, but that is literally all we have.
There were a few scenes I was excited by.
One was at the top of the episode where two star-crossed lovers met on the beach.
This sounds like Kyle Richards broken nose all over again.
They went on a nice run on the beach, getting their exercise in.
Maybe too much exercise, because after the running was over he vomited right there in the sand.
Not the best first impression to make, my man.
I guess their owners were in the scene too.
Another great scene is when Craig is dressing for Mini-a-Lagos party at his own social club.
Gross, she replies with all of the accuracy in the world summoned into her phone screen.
Then Craig asks out loud why he has two pink blazers.
I dont know either, Paige says with a level of disdain she usually reserves only for Lindsay Hubbard.
The other great scene is when Madison is home with her hot husband, Brett.
Her son Hudson comes home, from where its unclear, and hes crying.
Hes been in a fight with some kid.
But he didnt get punched, pushed, or bruised, he gotbitten.
What is even happening here?
Leva left her kitchen which, for her, classifies as clocking in.
Then we have the party at JTs new event space.
Craig says that JT gave most of Charleston COVID and he jokes that they have their very own variant.
Oh Taylor Anns Jesus.
Would this guy, the worlds most obvious vaccine skeptic, just go to St. Thomas Florida University already.
Yes, that spells STFU.
Before she goes, Madison tells her that Taylor sent a nude to Whitney and that shes seen it.
Venita then tells Leva in front of Craig.
JT yells at him for it.
Um, JT, this is a former party house that you turned into an event space.
He was talking about a powder room just for Craig.
No, actually Madison was nicer about it then I ever thought she would be.
We see everyone in confessional admitting that they have sent nudes.
(You know that Austen has held more than one remote control next to his junk for scale.)
There is no problem with nudes.
(Hey Rodrigo, my DMs are open.)
The point is the intent.
Shes saying that she sent it to Whitney to make Shep angry.
I think that is what is upsetting to people, particularly Shep.
That is the problem that is being overlooked.
I dont think Madisons problem here is with Taylor, its with the guys.
She says if she sent those pictures she would have been savaged and shes right.
As she says, she identifies as a slut, but shes retired.
(I love this line and I am stealing it.
I will send Madison $.15 every time I use it.)
As I always say, this is a show about men behaving horribly and the women who allow it.
Madison is absolutely right about this double standard and the Madonna/whore complex that everyone around this table has.
My problem is that she is exposing this double standard by going after Taylor and attacking her.
Maybe she should direct her shouts at the boys instead of Taylor?
