Southern Charm
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For an hour-long show, this really could have been 20 minutes.
Could we have gotten the YouTube version?
Maybe just like three TikToks strung together?
Whitney served as host, but it was more like a substitute teacher.
Before we get there, lets list everything we dont care about.
I also do not care about her new boyfriend, who seems hot and lovely.
I wish them well, but I will buy nothing off the registry.
Its just the same conversation over and over again, and now its being dragged acrosstwoshows.
I mean, what?
No, not that shes texting that Craig knows the word nefarious and almost pronounced it correctly.
As this is brewing under the surface, everyone goes to Pats house for dinner.
Taylors dog Penny is at my house, and Taylors car is at my house.
Its like he wanted to confirm Austen heard it.
), one of the craziest conversations in Bop-Ba-Doo history plays out.
Yup, thats how I remember it.
Regardless of Austens bad behavior, that does not excuse a rampage.
Craig says, You werent a gentleman.
You are a lot angrier than you let on, and it came out.
What is even happening?
Who is this AI version of Craig, and what have they done with the real thing?
First nefarious, and now this.
Craigs elucidation of the situation continues.
Shep says that he meant every word of what he said to Austen in the mountains.
I believe it because that is how Shep really feels.
What Craig is telling him to do is be honest with his emotions.
Shep needs to tell Austen hes hurt, and he needs to be vulnerable in front of other men.
He needs to let them see his anger and to express it naturally rather than in a drunken rage.
Shep reminds me of Tom Schwartz.
Pimple Popper.Shep even says, Im a fairly happy human being; everything is going well.
Except neither of these things is true.
Whitney, Austen, and Craig go outside to smoke cigars and talk.
They want all the details about his hook-up with Taylor.
Austen says they didnt, but no one, including Whitney and Craig, believes it.
Then they ask him where it happened, and he says it was in his kitchen.
Well, they never said it was in NY; they always said it was after New York.
Now, this is something I really care about.
Can we get some more of this, just?
