Southern Charm
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The opening scene of this episode really threw me.
Who is that fine, shirtless man pushing a Jeep with Rod?
Holy shit, its an incredibly ripped JT, who is now apparently Don Jrs after picture.
(Dont do it, Paige!)
(Of course, this trip is free because it is during the middle of the week.
Also, the summer?
Paige says she has too much work and cant make it.
I guess these two arent on the same page.
Whats crazy about the trip is that it is really all exes.
Austen dated both Madison and Olivia and (maybe, probably) got it on with Taylor.
Shep and Taylor dated.
Whitney has one of Taylors nudes.
Rod tried to make something happen with Olivia for show reasons, but its done.
But why are these guys shaving?
Isnt there a gentlemans grooming salon in Charleston that will do these waxings for a modest sum?
I bet theres even one that would have given them free waxings for camera time.
They should ask their gay friend Rodrigo where to go.
The best events of the episode, however, didnt happen in Jamaica or even on-camera.
Apparently, after Patricias Gentlemans Dinnerlast episode, Taylor texted Austen and Shep to come hang out with her.
When Shep left, Taylor booty- called him, and he shot her down.
But did you peep the text?
Im asking if youre good or not?
When Shep said he was fine, she said, Ha, Im asking dick-wise.
Okay, this is the worst sext ever.
or Are you getting enough dick?
Two questions that you certainly dont want to be asking a drunken straight man.
Taylor is behaving like an absolute lunatic.
Maybe she thinks that if the cameras arent there then no one is looking or will talk about it?
I agree with her.
I dont think Taylor is really horrible, but she sure is acting like it these days.
But its a weird thing to be on this show.
As previously noted, its all exes on the trip.
The same goes for Austen and Madison a few seasons back, and Austen and Olivia this season.
But at least shes getting the bad parts.
Craig (of all people!)
Maybe Austens therapist could be doing this work.
she asks, and Austen starts rattling off the names.
Do you think shes a fan?
Do you think she watches the show?
I mean, I forced my therapist to watch the new season ofRHONY.
Something for Deirdre and me to mull over during our next session.
The gynos name is Dr.
Pounds office just a few weeks later.
They arrive at the hotel, and Craig tells them theyre meeting in 90 minutes for dinner.
Madison comes in handy after dinner while talking to Austen on the beach alone.
The conclusion hes come to, however, is that hes in love with Olivia.
I didnt even think this relationship was real.
Now hes saying that he went to therapy just so that he could get Olivia back.
