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Let me get this straight.

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Taylor and Austen didnotsleep with each other?

But when Madison, point blank, asks what happened, both Taylor and Austen say they only kissed.

Wake me up when they were engaged in wife-swapping and tomfoolery and there is video evidence to prove it.

Taylor is incensed at this point.

She says that she has apologized four times and that Olivia still hasnt accepted it.

Take it or leave it, Taylor shouts repeatedly.

Someone brings up that both Austen and Taylor talked to their families about their relationships.

The sounds of the nuclear bomb going off inOppenheimerwhich is really just silence.

Seriously, did Taylor think this was a good idea?

Did she think any of it was a good idea?

I dont know where she learned this.

White Woman Victim University, maybe?

Venita says it perfectly, You slept with someones man and you think youre being verbally abused?

After this, Taylor storms off, and then Olivia storms off in a different direction.

We see a couple of interesting conversations back at the table.

After that, there is an entirely stupid conversation with Mini-A-Lago himself.

Hes upset that Taylor and Olivia got into it and Austen didnt say anything.

Also, what could Austen have said?

This is not a fight about him.

This is a fight about Taylor betraying Olivia, and the mans identity is mostly inconsequential.

What does JT expect Austen to do?

Stand up and tell them not to fight anymore?

Come out with the truth?

What happens next is completely insane.

Taylor goes back to her room to call her very alive brother (way to rub it in!)

and talks to him outside on the balcony even though it connects to Olivias.

Now Olivia hears Taylors whole conversation about how Olivia and Austen werent really dating (told ya!

), about how Olivia is hanging out with Austen, but shes still in the doghouse.

Olivia hears this and freaks out.

The rest of the episode were back in Charleston and dealing with a little bit of Love Rhombus action.

(Its cause they pee in them.)

They once again have a conversation about whether or not Paige is going to move to Charleston.

Can we just put this whole topic to rest already?

I do love what Craig says about being able to lose Paige at this point and be alright.

Yes, its kind of fucked up but doesnt that somehow make it even sweeter.

Seems like it could be a cool existence.

I still wouldnt leave New York for it, though.