Southern Charm
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I feel like I might have done Olivias hurt at the endof the last episodea bit of a disservice.
Since the episode picks right back up in the same place, why dont we?
It must have been difficult for her and I think I was a little callous about the situation.
I was distracted by two things.
I guess I am just being culturally insensitive and should consider this a bigger deal.
The real thing that distracted me though was that I never thought Austen and Olivia were actually a couple.
I felt the same way about Austen and Chelsea when they first joined the show.
Even Taylor echoes this sentiment when describing the timeline of the conversation.
I dont think so.
Thats why Austen put on a good face in New York (a.k.a.
A week later he changed his mind.
Probably because, much like Katie Holmess divorce, the contract was up.
But Ive come around in this position.
What if they did get together?
It doesnt fit in mine either.
According to Taylors timeline, however, everything was kosher.
But Olivia feels the opposite.
So yeah, their facts are about as aligned as those two horrible ice luges at Taylors big party.
I cant believe she didnt have the party at JTs event space.
Ugh, Mini-a-Lago is just the worst.
First of all, hes multiplying the housing crisis with all of his Airbnbs.
Girl, it isa direct ripoff.
It is like a Shien version of Gerard Butlers house.
Craig arrives in a whitefaux-fur jacket with black spots.
If only he arrived with no shirt and guyliner like hes Jared Leto for Gucci.
Everyone else just looks kind of dumb.
But not Rodrigo, voted Most Handsome Charlestonian byBrian Moylanmagazine for three years running.
I want these two to meme me.
I want them to meme me so hard that I walk home looking like Grumpy Cat.
DMs are open, boys.
Well, Whitney will.
Hes from rich peoples stock.
Its not so much a hypothetical as much as it is a truth that he inadvertently divulged.
Whitney asks him to clarify and he says they didnt, but its giving very much O.J.
SimpsonsIf I Did It: Confessions of a Killer.
Its giving Bill Clinton I did not sleep with that woman.
At the party, all anyone can talk about is Taylor and Olivias conversation.
The party seemed wet and boring, but at least there was something to talk about.
Olivia and Taylor have a little moment where Olivia tells her, I only came here to support you.
Um, is that supposed to make Taylor feel better or worse?
But also maybe shes wrong.
Taylor is going right into Sheps backyard.
Shep then said to her what weve all been thinking.
We used to laugh about his behavior.
You knew everything about him and you still thought Should we give this a shot?
Why would she even do that to herself?
He asks, Did you hook up with Taylor?
Austens response is, Define hooked up.
Oh yes, he just donated $1 billion worth of phony money to the Clinton Foundation.
But one thing is for sure.
One way or another, Austen is getting screwed.
