Southern Charm
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I know, I know.
Austen is such a cad that if you put him in a coffin, hed turn into chocolate.
Not my best work.)
Also, the stars of the trip show what a strange season this is turning out to be.
Anyway, Austen and Olivia are on the road to healing their friendship after the loss of Olivias brother.
Oh, the poor therapist.
She said that to have a go at make him better, but this will just improve his game.
This is just going to get him laid more by disingenuously telling girls how much he likes them.
I do think the therapist was right to tell Austen no shagging for two months.
I also loved Craigs rom-com idea about it.
The thing that I really loved about this episode is how much Shep hates JT.
Actually, I think this is Sheps most endearing characteristic.
Again, it is reductive, accurate, and entirely hilarious.
Instead, were focused on the boys.
And we should be because they are talking about things like whether or not panda bears are real.
Do you think panda bears are real?
Does Craig know aboutBirds Arent Real?
He is very square-jawed and handsome and all-American.
Rodrigo loves it so much he says he wants to hang it in his bathroom.
Rod says he thinks that something happened between Austen and Olivia.
He says that his female friend has been casually hooking up with Austen for a while.
Wait, that only happened in my fantasies.
Austen tells Craig he thinks Rod thinks something because of the bra.
I dont think that just because the bra is there that something necessarily happened.
But, and its a bigbut, this is Austen.
You would think something would have happened.
He says it didnt, but its Austen.
He just lied about hooking up with Taylor.
Do we think hes going to be trustworthy about this?
I totally understand that Rod is suspicious because he has known Austen for years.
But I do think Austen is telling the truth here.
He says hes just trying to be friends.
Rod seems to accept this.
The person who cant accept it is JT.
Hes inside railing on the guys about how they let Austen get away with everything and treat women poorly.
Im with the Trump scion on this one.
JT is right, in essence.
However, this is not the fight he thinks it is.
But he says hes not acting on it, and he says he is behaving himself.
And why does JT really care?
And can we even hear his opinion from all the way down there?
No, that wasnt a short joke; I meant because hes on the lower level.
Okay, it was a short joke, too.
