Southern Charm
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The good news is I love two of them and one of them I immediately despise.
Before we get to the boys, we have to deal with a little bit of girl talk.
Give it to a sister in need.
Donate it to Goodwill.
You know what they say: an orgasm is a terrible thing to waste.
Taylor is upset that she quit her job to travel the world with Shep.
Oh, do not give me that for even a second.
We all told you this was a bad idea.
I am always right.
Sorry, but that is science.
Speaking of ladies, we got a little check-in with Patricia and Whitney.
Im not sure if Patricia has had any recent face work, but her skin is looking flawless.
I know if we asked Ms. Pat she would tell us the name of her surgeon.
Whitney, come on.
I think theyre like the two sides of Lindsay Lohan in some fucked-up, SouthernParent Trap.
Anyway, JT is a transplant who moved to town during COVID-19 and has become friends with the boys.
Everything about him screams like he has Trump DNA in him somewhere.
Hes essentially Donald Trump Jr Jr. (This doubles as a short joke.)
Who knew that douche was also an onomatopoeia.
I give this guy more eye rolls than this ratty course they play on has brown blades of grass.
This leads to another conversation where JT is like, Shep, why did you even let Taylor go?
Has he watched the show?
It wasnt Taylor that Shep quit on, its any emotional entanglement whatsoever.
He just cant handle having to answer to anyone other than himself.
Its called toxic narcissism.
Its something JT should know all about from his spiritual father, the 45th President of the Electoral College.
JT also brings up that Taylor spent the night at Austens house recently after a big night out.
He says having a friends ex stay over is murky.
I will agree with that.
This is actually a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Well, kind of.
Its perfectly reasonable that she got wasted and crashed.
Its kind of weird if she did it and in the morning was like SURPRISE!
wearing only her panties and one of Austens beer brand T-shirts.
Im sorry but Rod is hot.
Apparently, he and Olivia met at a bar (was the bar called The Producers?)
and immediately hit it off, so they scheduled this date.
Seriously, if shes not going to marry this dude, then I am.
Theyre joined by Rodrigo, a.k.a.
When he walked in I thoughtFinally, the handsome Mustached-American representation that we needed on Bravo.
Guys, grab TJ (not JT!)
and get on a plane to London.
I have my husbands birthday party to plan and youre all jumping out of the cake wearing rugby uniforms.
We did get a very revealing clip though.
Mini A Lago asks Roddy how he knows the guys.
He says his bestie went to high school with Austen in Charlotte and thats how they met.
I knew Austen when he was a normal person before he turned into a douche.
Well, he was always a douche, he says.
The episode ends with the guys on the rooftop of a bar watching the sunset.
I added some details in there to make JT feel bad.
Hes here on the show.
Hes with the boys and will unleash himself on the girls.
