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This is freak shit for rich creeps whowantthis sort of thing.

First of all, its not your fault.
I want you to take a deep breath and really internalize that.
Nothing could have prevented this from happening.
Redmaynes portrayal of the role made iconic by Joel Grey is scary in all the wrong ways.
This song is an invitation and an induction.
He can see you.
He can eat your thoughts.
If given the choice between Redmayne andSamara, I would try my luck with Samara.
Having watched this, I am not convinced I wont die in seven days.
Redmaynes milk-curdled timbre andDexters Labaccent simply do not make for an endurable listening experience.
Eddie Redmayne in Cabaret is my new sleep paralysis demon.
It is just as frightening because he is there in the room with you.
Brits have a tendency to fix what isnt broken, especially when it comes to American musical theater.
But here we have a straight thespian seeming to make the queerness, in itself, grotesque.
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Eddie Redmayne may very well be a nice man.
He always looks kind in fan interactions posted online.
He just happens to make capital-D Decisions that are often weird and bad.
But you dont even need all these arguments and justifications to be haunted by this terrible creation.
Its all deeply unsettling, and Im sorry you had to go through that.
Youre allowed to feel scared and confused.
Theres more of us than there are of him.