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Thats what makes it fun.
This is not going to end well.
Jackson will be fine because Jackson is a cockroach.
Diana will be fine, too, probably, because shes a cockroach with much more stylish jackets.
But just about everyone else is on a path to peril.
Claudes whole world has crumbled in about four days.
David just more or less confessed to treason.
Flyte, assuming she survived, just got ambushed by a Terminator and lost a high-value asset.
(Yes, I just called River high value.
You know what I mean.
Marcus sold a gun that might end up in the hands of organized crime.
Molly gave Frank the information he needed to capture River.
Gitis superiors both kind of want her dead for being too good at her job.
Roddy learned his girlfriend is a scam-based algorithm.
Which is what makes this show so great, honestly.
Its always a miracle whenever any of them survive the situations they stumble into.
The ones who do are left with scars to add to the ones they already had.
It would be pretty depressing if it werent so damn fun.
Lets get to it.
10.Frank Harkness (Last week: 6)
10.
Frees up Hugo for that show with Jeremy Irons.
9.Jackson (Last week: Unranked)
9.
Like, steal a new car, man.
Lots of options are less conspicuous than the one that involves a broken windshield speckled with blood spatter.
Almost all of them, really.
8.Molly From the Records Room (Last week: Unranked)
8.
If Frank had shot her, I would have been too mad to write this article.
I wish she had run him over with her chair.
And then backed over him to be sure.
We learned that lesson from Jackson the other week.
7.David Cartwright (Last week: Unranked)
7.
David clocks in at No.
The daughter here is Rivers mother, right?
Is that what were getting at with the various reveals and the phone call with Louisa?
Does that mean Frank Harkness might be Rivers real father?
River is going to make an all-time River Cartwright Face if/when he figures this out.
6.Louisa, Shirley, and Marcus (Last week: 9)
6.
5.Diana (Last week: 5)
5.
She just wants to cover up some schemes.
Is that so wrong?
(It is.)
4.River (Last week: 2)
4.
Once again, I suppose River didnt do anything wrong this week.
He hasnt done all that much wrong at all this season, to my surprise and disappointment.
I would love to see him attempt to assemble a piece of furniture from Ikea.
I bet hed knock out the Wi-Fi for a three-block radius.
3.Flyte (Last week: 6)
3.
GET OUT OF THE CAR.
HOW DOES ONE MAN TAKE OUT YOUR ENTIRE OPERATION?
TATTOO DOGS DEATH IS ON YOUR HANDS.
AND RIVERS ABDUCTION, TOO, I GUESS.
2.Roddy (Last week: 10)
2.
It must be such a joy to add little touches to this character every week.
Mistletoe affixed to a rod attached to his chair so it dangles over his head all day at work?
Duped by a sexy chatbot despite being a computer expert for an intelligence operation?
Roddy is very good at exactly one thing and completely clueless at every other aspect of life.
1.Claude (Last week: 4)
1.
Things are going sideways for Claude at a startling pace.
Hes backtracking on the transparency he based his whole career on.
Its not going great.
But my favorite part was the bungled PowerPoint presentation he tried to show Diana.
Which they kind of did.
Hes not a smart man.
