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Thats what makes it fun.
And its not like David Cartwright is some boring civilian, either.
They also, again apparently, have more names on their list.
Im surprised he didnt end up in Brazil by accident.
For a show calledSlow Horses, things sure do move fast around here.
But well get to all that.
Were going to do it every week until the season ends.
If River ever makes it out of the top three, Ill eat a car tire.
She just … cant help herself.
Again, she cant help herself.
Its all very classic Diana.
9.Jackson
9.
The thing about Jackson Lamb is that he loves this stuff.
Yes, sure, theres the cynicism and crankiness about it all, always, but keep looking.
This should be troubling, or at least exhausting, given … everything River has ever said or done.
But look at how excited Jackson is about it all.
Look at him moving chess pieces around in his soggy brain.
He lives for this kind of mess.
8.Roddy
8.
I like that Jackson now appears to funnel all his office communications through Roddy via cryptic text messages.
This is what I mean about Jackson loving the mess.
He could text anyone in the office.
I think he just likes texting Roddy because he knows it has the highest potential for chaos.
7.Louisa
7.
Louisa is going to do something stupid soon.
I can feel it.
Im surprised she hasnt left for France already.
I would watch that spinoff.
Call itSlow Foalsand begin production immediately.
6.Adam Lockhead
6.
5.Catherine
5.
I cant wait for Jackson to get rid of Moira and hire Catherine back.
4.Marcus
4.
A gambling addiction is serious business that makes otherwise rational people behave irrationally.
The latter does make for better television, at least.
3.Shirley
3.
2.River
2.
Hes a sweet boy.
I have no clue how he has survived three-plus seasons of this show.
1.Claude
1.
I mean, come on, Claude.
