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WithShrekits always the same old song and dance.
What are ye doin in my swamp?
Get out of my swamp!
Its never the four words every woman wants to hear: Getintomy swamp.
You know how dorks love to stay in those real-life Hobbit holes you see on Pinterest?
The two-bed, one-bath stumpy, secluded haven was posted by Donkey, hilariously identity verified on Airbnb.
Also, theres no Wi-Fi.
