Selling Sunset

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The houses these women walk through so often look like parking garages to me, just completely open.

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I understand California has nice weather, but arent there bugs?

Even people building houses in The Sims have to think about burglars.

Unfortunately, it all meaning Jason decided to also go to Australia, which is just insane.

I love Chrishell as much as anyone, but 15 hours!

Just to land in a country that has spiders the size of your head!

This is true madness.

Speaking of unexamined bad decisions, Nicole is back.

There are many different kinds of stone and four structures at the back of the lot.

This is how you know someone is truly wealthy: They have structures.

Can you believe that?

This made birthdays something she never cared to celebrate.

Its all quite disappointingly petty.

I was rooting for her!

Every time we see this man now, he is just quietly doing a little project!

Thats what we call a green flag.

Also, can this be real?

Did Mary really take a pregnancy test on a TV show?

But the positive result is such a nice moment, and Im happy for them.

May their first child be a feminine child!

While Mary is rediscovering the joy in her life, I sometimes wonder if Emma has a death wish.

But as I said, Emma may be thrilled by the prospect of her own destruction.

But at this moment, Chrishell gets sloppy.

Not a single person were looking at is rocking an unaltered facade!

Im almost proud of her.

Im a little worried (for Chrishells sake) that Nicole might actually be a fucking star.

As I said, its hard not to feel like a disaster is looming.

Unlisted Observations

The dinner scene is a perfect example of why I love this show so much.

Davina Watch: Davina appears!

Only briefly, however, and in the crowd at Chelseas birthday party.

Its her first one, though, so Ill let it slide.

My favorite Emma-isms:

Mary getting cake on thehandsof her dress, This is vintage Balmain!

Its nice to see her thrive.