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I kind of expected her to get up and start running around and biting people,28 Days Laterstyle.

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Alas, no: She just yeeted herself out of a building and onto a vehicle,Matrix Resurrectionsstyle.

Either way, she went out with style.

Thanks to the duchesss documentarian family, Dr. Bennys unliving moment was broadcast all over the British telly.

Tunnel demands that Dory leave the building as hes kicking her off the project.

Instead, she just lets him leave the building first and locks the door.

Not the grandest of schemes, but it works.

And Dory doesnt have room for that kind of negativity in her life right now.

But the hostage negotiator cuts the power, which significantly hampers their pill-making abilities.

Lets talk about this hostage negotiator.

All he does is neg and shit on Dory.

Isnt her pathology kind of famous at this point?

Pushing Dory, telling her that shes small or bad at things, is going to get you nowhere.

Much better to appeal to her narcissism, as Tunnel did.

Do they teach you nothing at Quantico?

Outside, Tunnel is trying to spin the whole shebang for the press.

He tries to portray Dr. Benny as a woman with many (thousands?)

And he claims the emergency board meeting convened to discuss his ouster is routine.

The company is a family, he says, and what family doesnt consider patricide on a weekly basis?

The press doesnt seem to be buying it, however.

Nor am I buying those teeny glasses.

Ooh, and we get a little aside with Liquorice and Chantal.

Liquorice has been teaching Chantal to shoot, and shes really good.

I cant think of someone Id less want to have a deadly weapon.

Desperate to find out how these two will meet up with the main story.

How could this not create a complex in you?

Ritchie figures out that they could make the pills into jellybeans without power, which … okay.

Theyd be so sticky.

Compound pharmacists do that all the time and did so before electricity.

Like Dory, I am perfect and everyone should learn from my example.

Meanwhile, the hostages need to piss.

Dory relents and has Marty and Winnie escort them to the bathroom.

Not before Vernon has already let go on himself, which I respect.

You tie me up when I have to pee, you deal with the consequences on your furniture.

Marty is startled, and he squirts poor camera guy Vernon with sulfuric acid.

Drew takes this moment to steal Dory away,Bachelorettestyle.

He does a good job of expressing his exhaustion with the Dory train.

If he has good intentions, he has too weak a will to ever live by those intentions.

Dory says that Drew needs to come back fully or disappear forever.

The jellybeans are done, and a getaway is planned.

Dory will release the hostages in exchange for a 90s-style school bus and a plane on an undisclosed runway.

If the snipers go for Dory, everyone will explode.

Drew is let go with the hostages, so it would seem that he decided to get away forever.

Then the bus blows up.

The shows over, I guess.

Weird that there are still three more episodes left.

Presumably, the remaining episodes will just be a blank screen, or possibly everyone but Drew in hell.

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So everyone but Drew is dead?

Nahhh, no way.

Unless …

Where is Gemini?

That little guy is still running around Tunnel Industries, no?

It was so funny that Dorys whole plan boiled down to lock the door.

Burns in Burns Heir.