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(Jingling all the way, some might say.)
Jacob Elordi faces similar hurdles to passing as a mere mortal.
(Go ahead and try picturing him waiting in line at the DMV.)
This debilitating handsomeness-plus-height obviously could not go unremarked upon during Elordis debut onSaturday Night Livethis week.
At that point, it would have been refreshing to see Elordi play a dental hygienist or whatever.
Throw a bad wig on the guy; schlub him up.
I promise we can roll with it.
Thankfully, the overreliance on sketches about Elordis retina-bursting rizz barely diminished an otherwise fantastic midseason premiere.
(The tiny little crown Fineman is to give her chosen king is an especially nice touch.)
Hopefully, the show doesnt wait for another wildly viral moment to bring Nwodims Katt Williams back.
(Elordis Kelce is a less-articulate Shrek.)
(We all do this, yes?)
Cut for Time
Huge spoiler forSaltburnin the monologue.
Elsewhere in the monologue: a cameo fromSNLwriter andstand-up comicRosebud Baker, performing horniness for Jacob Elordi.
Anyone looking for more short-kinghumor from Marcello Hernandez, look no further thanthis Weekend Update desk piecefrom last season.
The joke in theAlaska Airlines adabout tightening up the bolts that hold the plane together?
Loose bolts werethe actual causebehind that recent midair blowout.
Im gonna sleep like a baby tonight, he assured the crowd after one joke drew moreooohsthan usual.
ThePlease Dont Destroyboys have been absent for a few episodes now.
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