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Next up is Sabrina Wu.
The kids would be forced to tag along and hang out.
We were all so giggly after watching the special, I thought I would tell my own funny story.
I went into graphic detail about the time I first put in a tampon.
I was sliding a tampon in between my butt cheeks for a whole week.
For the cultured readers of Vulture magazine: It was like my tampon titty-fucked my asshole.
So I guess thats why I became a comic.
A man told me to.
This is also why my stand-up is so famously similar to Gabriel Iglesiass.
In fact, before every performance, I ask myself:What would Fluffy do?
What unscripted or reality series do you think youd excel at?
What archetype do you think youd be?Dancing With the Stars.
I still watch YouTube dance tutorials to this day in case I ever find myself in a dance circle.
This film could only get that far because it is so genuinely funny and bold.
I feel lucky the creative team took a chance on me.
I was a total nobody and this was a studio film.
And I feel proud that I pushed myself so hard during the audition process despite that fact.
I did over 100 takes when I sent in my initial self-tape.
And it was so worth it.
Recently, I went to see a movie at Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn.
There was a bin in the theater lobby that had FREE.
like TAKE written across the front.
It was a junk bin full of items the theater wanted to dispose of.
There was a giant poster rolled up inside.
I unfurled it, and it was literally a massive picture of my face.
AJoy Ridecharacter poster of Deadeye, whom I play.
I realized that I kind of hate jokes.
Puns give me a headache, and misdirects make me feel hollow inside.
Abortion is actually just like pooping because …
I prefer watching comedians who are giving me their honest take on things.
I think its so rewarding to watch a comedian who is really giving part of themself to you.
These days, I generate a lot of material through gossiping and ranting with my close friends.
Tell us everything about your worst show ever.
(This can involve venue, audience, other comedians on the lineup, anything!
)Ive actually never bombed.
Whats yours and why?U-S-A!
I dont think it helps to explain this one.
Her comedy is unpredictable, and her presence onstage is warm, captivating, and one of a kind.
what hill will you die on?Crowd work is cool and impressive.
Honestly, the sadder and/or angstier the song I hear, the better I do.
Im too anxious to listen to a pump-up song that might fill me with even more adrenaline.
I imagine its what mixing ketamine with coke is like?
Vulture readers … Is this resonating with you?
