RuPauls Secret Celebrity Drag Race
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Seriously, though, how is Thirsty Von Trap different from Chic-Li-Fay?
We open this weeks slate of performances with a meh take on 9 to 5 from Poppy Love.
(No offense to Jackie Would.)
Poppy has everything the judges are looking for, but shes just missing a certain something.
I never thought Id say this, but we could use a goodDrag Raceimprov challenge right about now.
Im certainly no makeup artist.
Chic is a proud member of Troop 6969, and her padding is on A-1 point.
Finally, in the third episode, were getting a tiny glimpse backstage at the post-performance action.
Its likeSecret Celebrity Drag Races version ofUntucked, and it makes the show perhaps a full percentage point better.
Well, theyre not all performers.
you’re able to just tell by the way he says, Hi, Jackie Would!
Prop queen Donna Bellissima is next, and shes committed to storytelling.
(Speaking of which, what was going on with that thing?
It looked like it had a hoop skirt, and I kept waiting for a reveal, then nothing?
Was the crinoline just piled up weird or something?
I hated it.)
It lands her in the bottom, but luckily, shes still safe to slay another day.
The judges certainly believe Chakra 7 does, though.
They gave her the weeks second win, alongside Chic, hailing her performance of Fergies M.I.L.F.
Its weird, right?
Like, why couldnt they be in boy clothes in the werkroom and in drag on the main stage?
Then again, if Mama Ru doesnt get to be in boy clothes, maybe they dont either.
For an episode that used the wordblingso much, these queens barely wore any.
I expected these girls to be dripping!
A single statement bib necklace just isnt going to do it for me, thanks.
Their dreams have come true, and thats very cute.