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Its hard not to imagine what we could have had.

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This week,Drag Raceplayed Snatch Game with a full 14 queens left.

Supersized Snatch Game attempts something similar, and like that first early ball challenge, this episode is overwhelming.

Fourteen Snatch Games is a lot to take in.

And the ones who are bad enough to end up in the bottom?

But Im still struck by how little breathing room the episode has.

We have extra queens and an extra challenge.

This is probably not true.

After that detour, the show wastes very little time getting to Snatch Game(s).

This game is about impressions.

If you dont have one, make one.

The guests in both groups are Pit Crew members with Bruno and Calix starting it off.

Im assuming Abby Lee Miller (in her wheelchair!)

Salina is anything but low key, though she is just substituting loudness for jokes.

Anetra gets some solid laughs in as Gorgena, but its basically just British chef who is a woman.

Luxx and Malaysia are fun but unmemorable.

Why doesnt he know how Snatch Game works?)

and Assaf, whom Ru takes great pains to note is from Israel.

She had a better and funnier impression in her back pocket.

Turns out Connecticut has got some juice in her yet.

Jax, Sasha, and Amethyst are safe.

We dont see much of Jax or Sasha, but what we do see is funny enough.

Plus shes stuck sitting between twin ground zeroes, which cant make things easy.

The twins are very, very bad.

The loop of Spice hitting herself on the head with a hammer will haunt me for years to come.

Aura, meanwhile, is a total bore as Bretman Rock.

Marcia x3 continues to give too-small drag, while Malaysia continues her streak of wearing only white gowns.

Mistress looks gorgeous, which kind of means she failed the assignment.

Jaxs shape continues to be an issue.

If youve got to give beauty, this is the way to do it.

Despite being on the top, Marcia x3 receives mostly negative critiques.

Mistress gets an incredible compliment when RuPaul tells her shes got her eye on her.

Marcia x3 calls it another canned bit.

But its their most nervy gamble yet, clearly aiming for a double shantay.

And so Spice shall continue on without Sugar.

Also onUntucked…

Oooooh, baby, thisUntuckedis a lot.

First of all: These queens seem obsessed with ranking themselves within unranked statuses.

Marcia x3 says shes second to Loosey over Mistress, which Mistress disagrees with.

This does not matter!

Again, the way they dole these stories out is pretty rote at this point.

Get on it, BFAs!

Top-four prediction, just for fun: Sasha, Mistress, Luxx, and Loosey.