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The industry that covers all of these scandals isnt immune to them itself, he said.

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The issue with good media is that most people cant afford that.

All the essential fair and nuanced reporting is all stuck behind a paywall.

People cant afford rent, people cant afford food not healthy food they cant afford an education.

They damn sure cant afford to pay for the truth.

Say what you want about a conspiracy theory, but at least its affordable.

It was a compelling ending to a speech that, until that point, had been dense with laughs.

When I go to the polls, I confirm it is a Dominion machine that I use.

If your election needs the truth, put Dominion in your booth!

I aint finna get sued!

Theres three people you dont want to see in a courtroom.

Thats Dominion, Cardi B, orGwyneth Paltrow.

An overlooked purpose of tonights dinner is to award scholarships to students who have shown great achievements in journalism.

George couldnt be here tonight hes auditioning forRuPauls Drag Race.

Speaking of drag queens, can we stop with the grooming stuff?

Can we stop talking about that?

Drag queens are not at a school to groom your kids.

And even if they were, most of them kids are going to get shot at school.

It aint no problem.

[Audience groans.]

Dont groan, pass legislation!

Dont think boos are going to bother me.

Im like Mitch McConnell: I aint got no soul.

Paramount Global isconsidering offers from Byron Allen and Tyler Perryto purchase BET.

Thats how bad it is out there.

you could give it to us in those Harriet Tubman twenties.

The untouchable Tucker Carlson is out of a job … To Tuckers staff, I know what youre feeling.

I work atThe Daily Show.

I, too, have been blindsided by the sudden departure of the host of a fake news program.

Speaking of assholes, Don Lemon is out of a job.

They had to part ways, cause Don Lemon cant even accurately report a story about Don Lemon.

I still think that Don Lemon deserved more, CNN.

That aint how you fire somebody.

Don Lemon is now the most obnoxious guy in the history of CNN.

EvenJeffrey Toobinis looking at Don Lemon like, Oooh, he rub me the wrong way.

I ultimately understand why CNN did what they did.

Thankfully, CNN has taken steps in the right direction.

They got rid of Don Lemon, and they have now given a show to … Charles Barkley.

Were so desensitized to scandals now …

This doesnt feel like justice.

Let me try one of them Georgia arraignment brownies.

The Trump arrest made everybody question what they believe.

You thought you leaned one way politically, then Trump got locked up and everybody started waffling.

Trump got arrested: We meant Black crime!

Same thing with the liberals, too.

Liberals were all confused after Trump got arrested: We gotta abolish prison!

Trump got arrested: Bring back Rikers!

Were gonna find them!

Then we found out Joe Biden had documents too: Uh, its not a big deal!

Its not a big deal.

Its not a big deal.

Mike Pence has some documents.

Ooh look, a Chinese spy balloon!

Would you look at that?

They dont know what critical race theory is!

Got these people riled up about something they cant even define, like crypto or NFTs.

Ask any Republican thats anti-CRT any Republican to attempt to explain CRT.

They sound like a Democrat trying to explain the charges against Trump: Its bad!

Weve gotta stop it.

Weve gotta stop it!

We got the files!

Well be right back.

Im Rachel Maddow, I have files!

… Do you understand how rich you have to be to buy a Supreme Court justice?

A Black one, on top of that!

Theres only two in stock, and Harlan Crow owns half the inventory.

We should be inspired by the events in France.

They rioted when the retirement age went up two years to 64.

They rioted because they didnt want to work until 64!

Meanwhile in America, we have an 80-year-old man begging us for four more years of work.

Let me finish the job!

Thats not a campaign slogan, thats a plea!

I dont what Mike Pence did!

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