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To be fair, this makes a certain amount of sense.

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Theres not as much lore to structure a New Years Eve movie around.

(Baby New Year, mercifully, hasnt been mined to death as IP yet.)

This is a shame, because New Years Eve has so much thematic potential for moviemaking.

Its about endings and beginnings.

Its about turning the page on the good and the bad the melancholy exuberance of Auld Lang Syne.

And, in most cases, its about a group celebration thats simultaneously universal and deeply personal.

(Worse way to spend the 31st than watching bothGodfathers, though.)

The 2011 Gary Marshall movieNew Years Eveis also not on this list because, cmon, its too easy.

The pilot ofFuturamais not on the list because its a TV show, not a movie.

The Irony of Fate, Or Enjoy Your Bath!

Sally notes that Auld Lang Syne is about old friends.

(Just maybe dont letWhen Harry Met Sally …raise your expectations for a New Years partytoohigh.)

That feels fitting, asThe Hudsucker Proxys magical New Years Eve climax is about second chances.

It was on Max for a minute, but not anymore.

reminder of how little things have changed.

(Shout-out to my local public library for having200 Cigaretteson DVD.

kindly dont ask how I watchedStrange Days.

(Doubly so if this throw in of madcap New Years Eve partying is in your rearview.)

Next year, Ill change.

Having said all that, the party seems pretty fun.

The Substance(2024)

You know that expression New Year, new you?

Well, until you see the breakout body-horror hit of 2024, youll never truly understand.

Now, go run up those steps.

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