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Kim Kardashian epitomizes the American Dream.
If your hotshot lawyer dadplayed by David Schwimmer in a Ryan Murphy serieswas on O.J.
Given what shes become, its somewhat hard to believe what she did to get here.
FromCSItoAHStoPAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie, here are all of Kim Kardashians acting roles, ranked.
11.Lisa,Disaster Movie(2008)
11.
10.Dolores,PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie(2023)
10.
Kimoji scale:Two jugs of milk
Kim Kardashian as a sassy poodle from the Valley?
This was very 2009 of her, and so is the performance.
9.Elle,Beyond the Break(2009)
9.
She got slimed (it was Nickelodeon after all) but other than that, it was forgettable.
If asked about the role, any KarJenner would likely pretend this never happened.
8.Summa Eve,Deep in the Valley(2009)
8.
But in 2009 (when else?
Kim plays Summa Eve, a bouncer at a party.
Kims performance only communicates one thing: confusion.
7.Ava,Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor(2013)
7.
Ava works for the titular marriage counselor.
6.Debbie Fallon,CSI: NY(2009)
6.
In an episode ofCSI: New York, Kim got her Barbara Stanwyck moment.
Kim played Debbie Fallon, a scammer and killer of unhoused drug addicts.
First she helped the unhoused get back on their feet, then she murdered them for their life insurance.
The performance is fine, but leaves much to be desired.
Kimoji scale:Kredit Kard
Remember when the Kardashians worked retail?
Remember whenVladimir Putins mother AnnaLynne McCordwas an actress?
Kim cameoed alongside sister Khloe in a season-three premiere of theBeverly Hills 90210reboot.
The sisters help to pick out a dress.
Kim doesnt have much to work with, but she makes the most of it.
4.Nikki Lepree,Drop Dead Diva(2012)
4.
Then Nikki steals her identity and ends up in prison.
But in doing so, it borders on camp (in a good, accidental way).
3.Kim Kardashian,How I Met Your Mother(2009)
3.
She gets to quote Shakespeare!
Virtue is bold and goodness, never fearful.
Credit where credit is due: She put the dolce vita lifestyle she had not yet lived into it.
2.Siobhan Walsh,American Horror Story: Delicate(2023)
2.
Suddenly, she thinks shes Sarah fucking Snook?
She didnt deliver the line withBrian Cox as Logan Roy levels of cunt, but she served nonetheless.
1.Kim Kardashian, Uber One Australia commercial (2019)
1.
Or wasKeeping Up With the Kardashiansan acting school this whole time?
