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Next up is Ralph Barbosa.
I hated doing schoolwork so much I ended up working harder to get out of it.
What unscripted or reality series do you think youd excel at?
What archetype do you think youd be?Id be perfect onTheReal Housewives.
Id love to be the busboy in the background of a restaurant that the Housewives are arguing at.
Whats your proudest achievement of your comedy career so far?Getting to meet Adam Sandler.
Tell us everything about your worst show ever.
(This can involve venue, audience, other comedians on the lineup anything!
)My second show I ever booked was at the nastiest, raunchiest strip club in Euless, Texas.
Strippers were mad that the comics were using the main stage.
It was the moneymaking stage, but I made no money that night.
The wireless mic kept cutting off, and most guys were facing the other way getting dances.
One stripper named Bubbles screamed, Keep going!
Whats yours and why?This ass dont last.
Cause if you really think about it, no ass will really last.
Unless its an immortal ass.
I cant believe hes not super-famous right now.
Its a feel-good song.
Worst advice I ever got was I should connection more.
