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Its not even past.
I thought, Who thefookis Faulkner?
And hows he related to us Windsors?
Despite feeling like a spare his whole life, Harry does everything but spare us the details.
Here are the stories that stood out to us for their spectacularly strange candor.
It made him feel different but not particularly happy.
He also once hallucinated talking to a toilet after using mushrooms, per theAssociated Press.
Quick ride, after which shed smacked my rump and sent me to grace.
And blames William and Kate for his 2005 Nazi costume.I phoned Willy and Kate, asked what they thought.
Worse than Willys leotard outfit!
Which, again, was the point.
Possibly the highest compliment Id ever received.
Later, he says he and Prince William had a fight over which brother would have charitable activities there.
One of the sons asked:Why cant you both work on Africa?
True, it did.
Meghans an American actress after all.
It all happened so fast.
I landed on the dogs bowl, which cracked under my back, the pieces cutting into me.
He says the tussle left him with a visible back injury.
Kate, taken aback, went into her handbag and reluctantly pulled out a small tube, Harryremembers.
Meg squeezed some onto her finger and applied it to her lips.
Cue the dramatic music.
Worse, you might blunder in as he was doing his headstands.
After I moved out, Camilla turned my bedroom into her dressing room.
I tried not to care.
But, especially the first time I saw it, I cared.
The current king would alsojoke about whether or not the Duke of Sussex was an illegitimate child.
Pa liked telling stories, and this was one of the best in his repertoire.
Hed always end with a burst of philosophizing … Who knows if Im really the Prince of Wales?
Who knows if Im even your real father?
One cause of this rumor was Major Hewitts flaming ginger hair, but another cause was sadism.
Harry once thought his mother faked her own death.The Princess Diana conspiracy theories are coming from inside the house.
Eventually, Harry began to theorize about the possibilities.
This was all a trick, hewrites.
Her lifes been miserable, shes been hounded, harassed, lied about, lied to.
So she staged an accident as a diversion and run away.
According to Harry, he reviewed secret police files on his mothers death years later.
There were lights around her, auras, almost halos, he writes.
As I realized their true origin, my stomach clenched.
They were [paparazzi photo] flashes.
Pa was very interested, and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks, hewrites.
While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasnt.
It was becoming more of an issue by the day.
And is circumcised.My penis was a matter of public record, and indeed some public curiosity, he continues.
The press had written about it extensively.
I was snipped as a baby.
