Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
You may have to squint a bit, though.
Karolina, Hugo, and Cyd are most definitely working stiffs.
Cousin Greg counts, given that he serves as Toms presumably poorly paid body man.
But the unambiguously stiffest worker of them all is Colin, Logans loyal, long-serving shadow.
Scary, menacing, surprisingly sweet Colin.
(Turns out Colin had a wife and kid all along!)
But, boy, is he good at staying quiet!
I mean, what are people?
responds Colin, like a good bud acknowledging your emotions.
What is a person?
So everything is a market?
A listener, a learner, a therapist.
Colin almost certainly doesnt make as much money as, say, any of the Keystone Fucks.
I think hes very content!
This is a key insight.
A Colin is a Colin, and Colin knows this about himself.
So what happens to him now?
The chatbot revolution will be good for Colin.
Can you imagine Bezos saying that?
Poor sweet, loyal Colin.
