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I know what youre thinking: Who better to comment on it thanPete Davidson?
For the first time in a long time, I was laughing again.
TheSNLalum wasted no time reminding us that hes from Staten Island in his monologue.
Its the only island in the world with a worse reputation than Epsteins somehow.
But in Staten Island, the kids molest the priests.
Everythings backwards down there, he said, with a sampling of Adam Sandleresque vocal deliveries sprinkled throughout.
Watch the full monologue above.