Only Murders in the Building
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
Dead men tell no tales, but neither do men who are in comas.
The guy fucked up so bad, Sazz had to blackball him, the bartender tells them.
Sazz ended his career, then Glen replaced him and both ended up shot.
But the only one who can really talk about what went down was that movies director.
Who is … pause for dramatic effect … Ron Howard.
Finally, a celebrity this season, Oliver says.
A Ron Howard movie going wrong?
Who could ever imagine that?, I say to myself as I turn off CNN.
How does one track down Ron Howard?
So off they go to Ron Howards film set, where hes shooting a movie calledEscape From Planet Klongo.
Oh, and I guessOnly Murders in the Building… but lets not get too meta.
This is clearly relevant … but nothing about it rings a bell.
In any case, flagging that very deliberate inclusion for later.
But as we know, the killer has Sazzs phone.
The lunch turns out to be his ideal bachelor party, minus his request for an A-list celebrity.
And despite saying that, Ron still joins them at their table for lunch.
Luckily, like all good witnesses in crime shows, Ron Howard remembers every detail about it.
My instinctive distrust of people with perfect eyesight has paid off.
The problem now is that Mabel is alone with Marshall, the murderer, at that very moment.
But she thinks shes just with Marshall the screenwriter, which is arguably just as frightening.
A script for theirOnly Murdersmovie, but written by Sazz.
Right as she confronts him, he sees a text on Mabels phone exposing him as the killer.
Run, Mabel, run!
Theyve identified the culprit, but they might still need to catch him and potentially save Mabel.
Was he really working alone?
How did he gain access to the Dudenoff apartment?
As an aspiring filmmaker, he easily couldve known Professor Dudenoff.
And whats the deal with the dry-cleaning king of Brooklyn?
And those invisible rats Glen keeps seeing?
