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Being the Los Angelesresiding, collaboration-loving, pseudo-health-food fanatic that I am, I assigned myself a taste test.
A lot is riding on this smoothie.
Crestfallen, I ask the smoothie artist, I cant have the smoothie here?
Oh no, you’ve got the option to, she counters.
You just have to order it on the app and then we can make it.
I download the app and enter my personal details.
I receive a verification code and confirm my phone number.
Finally, my account is set up and the sprawl of Erewhons bounty is at my fingertips.
Vibrating with anticipation, I search Olivia Rodrigo.
To my confusion verging on panic, there are no results in the app.
I approach the register again.
Hi, Im so sorry, but I cant find the smoothie when I look up olivia rodrigo.
The smoothie artist tells me thats because its called good 4 ur GUTS.
I correct my search, find the smoothie, and add it to my cart.
Armed with the Erewhon app and time to kill, I get down to the business of cost analysis.
Adding all the smoothie ingredients in the smallest quantity available brings my cart to a staggering $182.09.
Finally, my smoothie is ready, and as I exit Erewhon, I start sipping.
I start to wonder how Id feel drinking an even more expensive smoothie.
Bradley Cooper presents the Erewhon xLimitlesssmoothie, at a dare-you-to-question-it price of $112.
And to be seen walking around L.A. with a bougie little treat in hand.
